Guy who starts borrowing money from the Mafia "just to see what it feels like"
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
Dying in a Zeppelin bombing in WWI is retroactively a really embarrassing way to go. New and horrifying at the time. "The Kaiser sent the Goodyear blimp and it killed you" is the only way the modern mind can hold it now, though
Peter Parker lying pathetically in bed in his tighty whiteys pondering death is too sexy for bluesky
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · yesterdayone of my dearest friends is restarting her quest to read the entirety of spider-man in chronological order
the Los Angeles Queens, who are tied for the best record in the WPBL, play their next game tomorrow at 7:30pm eastern time at Robin Roberts Stadium in Springfield, Illinois. you can stream this game on ESPN Select in the US and for free on YouTube outside of the US 😘
Guy who earnestly believes in the divine right of kings but thinks the only people who wield it are the Assad family. Guy who is Bashar Al-Assad
Unless you're in the NFL you're probably gonna die.
Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2d agoDo you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
T-shirt that says "MAFIA FRONTS HAVE THE BEST SANDWICHES" in white 72 pt Arial on black background
Gotta be AI because you know no orangutan would ever say this
Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 6d agoThank you Mr. Orangutan
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
lmao this is a truly world class Take she isn’t even talking just video games here, this is a blanket ban on sports, board games, cards, darts, all of it
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 3d agoThis may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
Decided that my new crank opinion is that Belgium caused WWI. I will not be explaining how that could possibly be the case at this time
The Vatican reveals that God has been in a fugue state since 1912
A FIFA proposal being too corrupt even for Sepp Blatter. That's preposterous to me, things of that nature
The Dick Sucking Factory has started filing ominous patents for advanced dick sucking biotechnology
Had a dream that gay babies were called "gaybies" and they occupied a social/material position similar to holographic baseball cards
Wore a kilt to the pub. Real hit with the men. Their faces are hot with envy. Women mostly groaning at my shit. Welcome to the club, women.
My lies need to get crazier. Maybe I should start telling people I had a great aunt who moved to the Middle East before I was born and now I'm technically Crown Princess of Iraq if the monarchy ever comes back. No one will believe that but belief isn't the point of telling lies this clearly insane
OSAMA BIN LADEN: You can have me call off the planes operation... or you can have what's in the mystery box. GEORGE W. BUSH: The box! The box!
hi. i'm sorry but with all my medical expenses and utilities increase this month i need to ask for help. i'm short on rent and i need to pay on time this month. thank you to everyone for being so generous. this economy and health care system is crushing me. please help if you can ty for reading
speedy@deathofspeedy.myatproto.social · last mo.with an increase in medical expenses back rent loan repayments and the damage of a scam i need to ask for help to end eviction proceedings i need to repair my standing with my landlord and stay housed i'm so sorry cash app: $jpreader venmo: @jp_reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7
We don't thank ghosts enough. They haunt our homes. They taught us the chiropractic. They appear at the edges of our vision when we've been mixing drugs we shouldn't. Ghosts do so much for us