Aerospace Flowchart xkcd.com/3298/

[0002797] dwarfs playing tug of war with animals trying to be milked.

"WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT GACHAS IS" FUCK OFF IDIOT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW GAMBLING ADDICTION WORKS.

You blow 6 foot ropes, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier. maybe 200x

This is remarkable

Sinn Féinbaum@shieldofpallas.bsky.social · 2mo ago

@cjzero.bsky.social can I get the Marlins outfielders colliding to knock Acuña’s fly ball over the wall for a homer?

Asking my autistic friends questions rather than using AI is the closest I'll get to having a Mentat

Women! If you turn 40 and don't have: - Human DNA - Chozo DNA - Metroid DNA - X Parasite DNA You need to move in different circles and evaluate your priorities 🧵

KHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating@yungkhan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Happy 40th to Metroid!!!

Stupid, pointless continent. We need to hyper-Balkanise the entirety of Europe and place every territory under the Suzerainty of a state in the Global South until Europeans learn to behave like normal, civilised human beings.

Somehow the notion of unalienable liberty got lost. It's really become a question of what liberties will the state assign to individuals -- or, rather, what liberties we will have the strength to cling to.

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

star warses from memory last night. i didnt remember what the evil robots were called so i kept calling them "the laura cavegifts"

guys is he mogging me. is nestor makhno a luckshit passoid

this is my EVIL RULES-HEAVY and STORY-LIGHT ttrpg framework focused on RIGIDITY, LACK of PLAYER AGENCY, SOLIPSISM, and MEANINGLESS decision making

found out a ring one of my dorfs made while in a fey mood is called Creature Violator guess my guy hates the lungfish problem that much

finally a way into Great Yarmouth that doesnt include the A47

Dave Gilbert@wadjeteyegames.com · 2mo ago

Found this gate in York. It had a standard lock, plus a padlock and a chain holding it shut. It was very very securely closed. The only thing on the other side is a blank wall. The only conclusion I can make is that this is a magic portal to hell.

So much misinformation being spread on tiktok about the new EHRC Code by seemingly well meaning cis people who simply have not read a single thing trans people have been saying about this code or bathroom bills in general, and it's all being amplified by terrified and misinformed trans people.

the worst comic ever (by various artists)

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

Your dada is in the cloud? I hate to hear that, kid.

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

afghan guy who doesnt really understand western racist pseudoscience and ends up joining the aryan brotherhood assuming its some kind of support group for various eastern iranians

Don't care about sports but I can't help but feel some pride at my countrymen's knack for completely out of order, unnecessarily vitriolic football chants