“can’t afford hair cuts or toilet paper” isn’t one of these things unlike the other? Is paying for haircuts a gods honest staple of most households?
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How do schools still assume there is always at least one parent per family who doesn’t have an outside work schedule
Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.” “What a good idea,” said Toad.
I love that we all agreed on “slop”, it’s very evocative of we the people as hapless pigs in this dynamic
i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 6d agoenough of this shit
When Gavin Newsom (and it's not just him, Jerry Brown & Schwarzenegger did this too) rejects multiple parole board recommendations that people who served a half century in prison & are rehabilitated, because of his own political career, he's saying they might as well have been executed in 1969.
There’s nothing more soothing than the fact that JK Rowling gets her surname mispronounced, on average, six hundred thousand times a day across this planet
‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle
Periodic reminder to join your local library. In Los Angeles a LAPL library card gets you Kanopy, a streaming app that has a ton of movies and series you wouldn’t believe are on there for free, including unlimited plays of wholesome book-forward and super cute kids content
You don’t have to become a ren faire guy if you want to talk fancy, just learn Spanish
Oceans' Eleven with an all female cast and call it Steal Magnolias
A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world.
The wild eyed radical communist continues to destroy capitalism www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘I’m over the moon’: New York’s small business owners rejoice as Mamdani cuts red tape
Initiatives including cutting permits just to serve ice-cream amount to a sweeping program of deregulation
theguardian.com
“I don’t think the president’s personal militia recruited from white supremacist gangs can be reformed” shouldn’t be a controversial statement, or taken as anything but an obvious statement of fact, and yet here we are.
Reading this fucking wild book called animal farm and I think there’s a secret message to what the book is trying to say: animals can talk when we’re not around
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
heaumeau e. rotacism@vashwood.bsky.social · 2w agojoining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
My man looks like a Shel Silverstein drawing of a character called Booger Bill
Happy 66th birthday to John Leguizamo, who has always understood the assignment.
Mookie rhymes with cookie. Mookie rhymes with cookie. Mookie rhymes with cookie. Mookie rhymes with cookie. Mookie rhymes with cookie.
My man looks like the villain in a Nickelodeon series about a dog who rollerblades
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
