it is crazy that zz top recorded a tribute to "25 lighters" by lil keke and fat pat because they hung out with them recording in the same studio www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaIZ...

ZZ Top - I Gotsta Get Paid

YouTube video by ZZTopVEVO

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Frank Beard was such a great drummer. If you think you know ZZ Top, listen to this.

ZZ Top - Waitin' For The Bus & Jesus Just Left Chicago [Live At Montreux, Switzerland July 10/2013]

YouTube video by Tony RS

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trying to research bidets is impossible because everyone on reddit treats it like some sort of kink

sorry i accused you of debuffing my movement speed i forgot i was wearing my Gauntlets of Heavy Lifting

they're doing this to me at work tomorrow

They dont want me down in the ravine anymore. They say im a little too comfortable down there. Theyre saying im too free, too beautiful. Theyre saying ive become a mirror and they do not like what I reflect.

I would like him actually in the criterion closet pls he’s gotta have Opinions and I gotta know them

ℳatt@matttomic.bsky.social · 3d ago

[TRAVIS KELCE INSIDE THE AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS CLOSET] "Oh my God... okay, have you guys seen this one? There's a scene where a golf ball ricochets off the tree right back into the guy's nuts."

Ciruelo Cabral, Black Cat

wow, jungle really *is* massive

I was born to be some nobleman’s auger and I’m forced to use email

Twelve Chill Men

I’ve been getting into flawless ideas lately

Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38

fried capers with heirloom tomato and quality mayo hits like a damn wendy’s hamburger and I can’t elaborate further

psychically teleporting into the mind of my eight year old self and telling him that sometimes I eat cinnamon toast crunch with chocolate milk instead of regular milk and it kicks fucking ass

me and the fellas are already on woke 3 😤 you losers can’t even comprehend the coalitions we’re building

interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority me: no it doesn’t

imagine disrespecting your geologic elders… couldn’t be me!!

Kris Lorischild@direkris.itch.io · 7d ago

It's so cute when people on the east coast talk about mountains

you would spit? at the face of God??

I’m gonna start a beer co and name it PISS

If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby

Report: You Were Supposed To Be Looking Something Up Right Now https://theonion.com/report-you-were-supposed-to-be-looking-something-up-ri-1846526381/

I also think everyone is way too into sunscreen now, but in a woke way

after public outcry, KATSEYE welcomes a new member to the group: skYRizi

Gen Z has been taking over office culture by Frasiermaxxing

in this house we respect Diedrich Bader

I Saw Nudity and I Died

this might sound crazy, but I think a tiger would totally kill and maim me beyond recognition