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Friction is so important to creative work that people *add* friction to allow themselves to do it. Just one example: meter, in poetry. You create a framework that restricts you, that limits you, in order to give your thoughts a scaffold within which to build.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 7h ago

the idea phase is the easiest and least valuable part of professional creativity. read the first draft of the first Star Wars if you doubt me Great art is made in the grinding, often miserable collision between the ethereal substance of an idea and the mud and blood and friction of reality

it's always been jacked for me! Swiping on android is all fucked up and it doesn't insert spaces after each word like every other text box known to man, and to add insult to injury, deleting a newly Swiped word doesn't delete the whole word, again aberrant behavior for a text box! please fix this!

Natee (they/them)@himmapaan.bsky.social · 5h ago

Bluesky, please fix your alt text box. It is impossible to delete and retype things exactly where one needs to without either making a scrambled mess or deleting the whole thing and starting anew. This is a wholly new and extremely puzzling development.

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If you have a rabies vaccine skeptic in your life, you should sit them down and show them videos of rabid animals. Start with wildlife and end with humans dying of rabies. Do it every day until they get a restraining order or vaccinate their pets

Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 11h ago

“Veterinarians and public health officials have also grown alarmed about an apparent increase in vaccine skepticism among pet owners. Last month, Alabama’s Department of Public Health warned about an increase in rabies cases in domestic animals.”

"I'm BLACKPILLED on POLITICS" makes it sound like a position of cynical disenchantment, a philosophical stance that rejects any possibility of a functional state. No, wrong. You're fucking dumb. You're a dumb guy who made a dumb choice and now you're too embarrassed to admit it.

I was more or less no contact w/ my mom for 20 years, and it was mostly bc she refused to admit that she treated me v. badly growing up. neglect & abuse of several kinds. the thing was, she was usually drunk when bad shit went down. now she's having memory issues. I no longer hope for an apology 😞

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 2d ago

every "rejected parents" story is an account of how they are a perfect baby and have never done anything wrong ever and yet their ingrate child stopped speaking to them and it's the fault of whoever has made them happy

I have read the Astarion book and it is very good, and I have never even played Baldur's Gate 3. I read it because a) i will read literally anything Ursula wants to write; and b) idiots were freaking out about it for no good reason.

Shepherd@neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 3d ago

Look I cannot believe this needs to be said but writing a tie in novel you don't like is not the same thing as committing sex crimes. Astarion Fans Be Normal For Five Minutes Challenge level: Impossible, apparently

I used to read Ann Landers and Dear Abby as a kid (because I was a boring kid) and I remember once somebody wrote in to complain that her husband kept peeing in the yard, and then somebody sent in a response letter saying “All men do this” and it was CHARLTON HESTON

alexis simpson is confused by display name changes@amutepiggy.bsky.social · 4d ago

it has to be fake, yeah? but even if, i think it's the kind of fake that deserves to be shared


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Husband pooped in yard

My 30F husband 31M and I were in the yard with our dog and baby. He's trying to train the dog to poop on command, and I admittedly was not being helpful with this process because I just wanted to play with dog and have him poop when he was ready. We started lightly arguing about it, and I told husband that he can't poop on command, so he shouldn't expect the dog to. Well, I guess I was wrong, because he went into the yard, pulled his pants down, and pooped.

We've been together 7 years, married for two, and just had our first baby 4 months ago. He's never done anything like this. He did apologize a few hours later and acknowledged it was crazy and disgusting. I feel like I can't look at him. I don't even know what to say to him.

What do I do? Let it go? Couples therapy?

Something else?

"exonerative tense" gets at something important but it's technically not a tense maybe "intentionally irresponsible phrasing" would be more accurate bc 1) it's irresponsible to phrase it this way 2) it's intentional 3) it is phrased specifically to avoid correctly attributing responsibility

Anthony Moser@anthonymoser.com · 3d ago

this is phrased to obscure agency the same way they do for cops. "driver released after pickup truck kills 2" makes it sound like the truck is the one to blame an accurate headline would say "woman drives into kids soccer game, killing 2 and injuring 10"