Ignore the standings for a moment. Listen carefully. Beneath the discourse, beneath the doomposting, there’s a refrain, carried in a whisper on the wind: Go Jays Go.
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in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
the most Toronto outcome possible now is that the Jays go on a generational run, make the World Series and lose to Gausman pulling off a 2026 sequel to what Yamamoto did
Maybe Ross is playing 4D chess and he’s gonna flip these guys for Tarik Skubal
Ben Nicholson-Smith@bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 3d agoSouthisene described by an exec as an ultra undersized SS (5’7”, 170) with bat to ball skills (.311 AVG, .431 OBP at Class A) and speed (31 SB) but no power (0 HR as a professional) Bateman said to have bat to ball skills (.312 AVG, 65 Ks, 60 BB) as well with plus glove in CF
Really annoying our baseball game today was delayed due to all the USian wildfires
All time most pathetic follow up to a World Series season. Stripped for parts for the fucking Cubs. Gross.
The 2026 Blue Jays died as they lived: playing like absolute dogshit
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
polyrhythms are easier than you think here is the math using 9:5 as an example (and using 16ths as the unit) 9: 1 beat every 5 sixteenth notes 5: 1 beat every 9 sixteenth notes |....|....|....|....|....|....|....|....|.... |........|........|........|........|........ now make a groove out of it
miles morkri@milesmorkri.bsky.social · last mo.i'm working 9:5
Dear Jays: Please sign guys who can mash next season. I’m so tired of this shit.
This administration truly cannot live down the assessment that they'd all prefer to be podcasting than doing their actual jobs.
Brandy Zadrozny@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 6d agoSomeone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...