It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

On This Day: 7 years ago DREAMCATCHER released "Dejavu".

Anything kpop and more (Version 2.0)@kpopandmore.gamer.blue · 3w ago

On This Day: 4 years ago NMIXX released "Dice".

And four years later my brain will still occasionally just drop a “BiG wAvE bIg WaVe” in the middle of a rational thought

Anything kpop and more (Version 2.0)@kpopandmore.gamer.blue · 3w ago

On This Day: 4 years ago NMIXX released "Dice".

Cleaned up this Dolly sketch from a few years ago, mostly to make her hair twice as big, because she deserves it.

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When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits

聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Just got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane

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lindsey graham died tragically overnight when he fell into the toilet while shitting and accidentally pulled the flush and it was too powerful and it sucked all of his organs and blood out into the toilet. we should respect his family’s privacy at this time and be respectful of this tragedy

Boosting for visibility.

Gree_@greethewriter.bsky.social · 3mo ago

To my fellow writers, I would like to inform you that if you ever encounter a book cover designer named "Emily Anderson", and see this carrd link, be advised that this is a genAI scammer who is using genAI software for tracing, colouring, and illustrating. emilyanderson.carrd.co #writesky #booksky

from japanese wikipedia (autotranslated to english)

If people ever think my use of em-dashes is somehow evidence of AI, I would simply direct them to everything I have ever written ever, and also all of my tired editors and former professors.

Adam Keiper@adamkeiper.com · 4mo ago

About a half-dozen of the writers I work with have confessed to feeling paranoid about their use of em-dashes (the long ones: "—") because they fear people will believe their stuff was written by an AI. To which I say: Pfffft. Use as many dang dashes as you want. And let your human voice sing out.

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

happy pride

Folks it’s time for an update! There’s been some shifts BLACKPINK: Jisoo *aespa: Giselle TWICE: Jeongyeon *Billlie: Moon Sua RED VELVET: Yeri *LE SSERAFIM: Sakura (G)I-DLE: Shuhua PURPLE KISS: Chaein Dreamcatcher: Handong CLC: Seunghee Kep1er: Yujin STAYC: J ITZY: Chaeryeong NMIXX: Lily

brynn (she/her)@brynnsky.bsky.social · 2y ago

BIAS CHECK: GG EDITION EXCEPT I REPLACED GROUPS I DON’T STAN BLACKPINK: Jisoo aespa: Ningning TWICE: Jeongyeon RED VELVET: Yeri LE SSERAFIM: Yunjin (G)I-DLE: Shuhua PURPLE KISS: Chaein Dreamcatcher: Handong CLC: Seunghee Kep1er: Yujin STAYC: J ITZY: Chaeryeong NMIXX: Lily

Love how I started Mean Bitch May on my own volition and now I’m staring down the barrel of having to say something about RFK Jr. completely at a loss for what hasn’t already been said. I wish I knew less about him!! If nothing else my one wish is that psychic damage inflicted by RFK jr is halved!!

Hit a snag in Mean Bitch May over Kash Patel. I can think of anything more derogatory to say other than “Christ, just look at him.” Imagine being in a party of feckless chodes like this cabinet and YOU’RE the Guy Nobody Likes. Devastating

Today is the first Mother’s Day that this sweet boy and his siblings are without their mom. Never forget the cruelty of ICE. 🦋🌺

I know Lutnick is kind of in the spotlight today but I saw someone months ago call him “Nutlick” and for some reason I can’t think of anything funnier so thank you, meaner bitch than me

Americans getting strangled by gas prices while clearly Pete Hegseth has a free pass to hang out at any oil refinery he wants and slather his head with layers upon layers of petroleum jelly from the discard tanks

yeah welcome to Mean Bitch May, as a form of self care I’m releasing at least one mean thought about a presidential cabinet member and/or some random billionaire every day. I even covered Bessent yesterday as a teaser

Scott Bessent talks with his lower teeth. Why does his whole head look like it was carved by drunk god. Nutcracker lookin ass bitch

Wow guess I really got that one wrong huh? Turns out several types of weapon formed against me will prosper. And like, really easily

and then everyone clapped

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6mo ago

Hassett: "Last night, I was in a restaurant and I asked every waiter, 'How much money did you make?' now that they're doing their taxes because of the no tax on tips. The lowest answer was $3,000 and the highest was $10,000. This is really an economy that can't be slowed down."

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo ago

Hegseth: "The only ones who need to be worried right now are Iranians who think they're going to live"

the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

Tina-Desiree Berg@tinadesireeberg.com · 8mo ago

CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.