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Anarchist, software engineer, Taiwan #1. I enjoy stepping in front of moving vehicles.
I think that if millennials/gen Z work together we can drive HOAs to the breaking point
i put $100 into an IRA when i got my first job the following year Bank of America decided they would take away $30 of it each year that i didn't put more money in so for almost 25 years i have kept this account open with the solitary goal of making them spend 30 cents per quarter on postage
The lovely consequences of companies taking all your personal data when they don't need it: oops because I had to use their garbage app to pre purchase a movie ticket, now my personal details have been stolen! Remind me again why you needed my ID number for such a transaction?
i’ll be saying “tiffany you have raging boners too” for years from this day forward to zero effect but idc
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
I just want to build useful things. I hate that capitalism sticks its wormy little tongue in - "hold on, have you determined the amount of this absurd single scalar we use to represent all value that people should give you to use this tool? How many gallons of milk is your time worth??" I DON'T CARE
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
You guys should check out Tool
open source and open data as an ethos is largely anti capital and anti authority and is inherently political in ways we need more of
My support for bluesky/atproto is pretty much explicitly a "political" project. It is bad for a small number of (mostly right-wing) people to literally own all the sources of media. Open-source algorithms + the ability to move your account without negative network effects opposes this.
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
Stop trying to make things healthier. There is no such thing as healthy cake. You can at best turn a 500 calorie slice of delicious cake into a 450 calorie slice of hot garbage like below. Want to eat healthy? Vegetables are RIGHT THERE. When it's cake time, it's CAKE TIME. NORMAL CAKE.
I get that not everyone understands that baking is a precise science but surely, surely there is no way you genuinely thought you could replace the sugar in your cake with "calorie free cofee sweetener tablets" and blame it on the recipe being bad
If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854
Being ok with being mean to models for "model testing and research" but banning it otherwise because you're humanizing them is incompatible in the same ideology. You can't be just a little bit Unit 731 as a treat and then claim to actually be looking out for the wellbeing of the people of Nanjing.
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
Feeling validated that I clocked America becoming the "public lynching" country on my plane ride out of the country on Jan 6 2021.
The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
It would be useful to know who these ICE agents are, I think finding that out is useful and important to the upholding of American democracy 👀 some methods are a little more intrusive than others
Oh man this is about to pop off
I love that there is no longer any distinction between ragebait and fetish content
Wanna see a war crime?