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@calebjay.bsky.social

Anarchist, software engineer, Taiwan #1. I enjoy stepping in front of moving vehicles.

i put $100 into an IRA when i got my first job the following year Bank of America decided they would take away $30 of it each year that i didn't put more money in so for almost 25 years i have kept this account open with the solitary goal of making them spend 30 cents per quarter on postage

quarterly IRA statement from bank of americacloseup of my $22.82 balance last quarter and the $0.01 added this quarter for a total of $22.83

The lovely consequences of companies taking all your personal data when they don't need it: oops because I had to use their garbage app to pre purchase a movie ticket, now my personal details have been stolen! Remind me again why you needed my ID number for such a transaction?

Important Anti-Fraud and Cybersecurity Notice

Regarding the Security of Your Recent Ticketing Information at Showtime Cinemas and Anti-Fraud Reminders

Dear Customer,

Showtime Cinemas has always attached great importance to the security of every customer's personal data and transactions. During recent cybersecurity inspections and comparisons of external anomaly reports, we detected that some order information had been illegally accessed by external criminals and used to send fraudulent notification emails or guide customers to join fake LINE customer service accounts.

To protect your rights, in accordance with the Personal Data Protection Act and related regulations, we would like to explain the scope of this incident, the response measures our company has taken, and anti-fraud identification methods:

I just want to build useful things. I hate that capitalism sticks its wormy little tongue in - "hold on, have you determined the amount of this absurd single scalar we use to represent all value that people should give you to use this tool? How many gallons of milk is your time worth??" I DON'T CARE

Stop trying to make things healthier. There is no such thing as healthy cake. You can at best turn a 500 calorie slice of delicious cake into a 450 calorie slice of hot garbage like below. Want to eat healthy? Vegetables are RIGHT THERE. When it's cake time, it's CAKE TIME. NORMAL CAKE.

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 3d ago

I get that not everyone understands that baking is a precise science but surely, surely there is no way you genuinely thought you could replace the sugar in your cake with "calorie free cofee sweetener tablets" and blame it on the recipe being bad

r/BakingNoobs
u/burnt_bread_54 • 23h • reddit
Tried making a cake...

I tried making a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, and this was supposed to be the base for it.
It was even supposed to be a bit on the healthier side, so I substituted the sugar for a 1200 pill pack of those calorie free cofee sweetener tablets.
It was in the oven for maybe 7 minutes at the reccomended temperature and turned out like this.
Did this happen because 1 misread 2 tea spoons of baking soda for 2 table spoons or was I just unlucky and used a bad recepie?