If anyone asks: we know each other and are friends in real life, ok?
Cameron
@cameron.bsky.social
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In the '80s and '90s you could get famous basically for being weird. Now you have to do porn
KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
Germs keep washing up on the beach. The police are warning not to touch them.
Ghosts are always like “oh things were like this or that when I was alive”
One time I got invited to a bluesky group chat and the members ganged up to kill me
Suffering the slings are arrows of outrageous fortune ..unless..
Recommend your favorite “horny for old elevators” account; recommend all your favorite pervert-geeks whose hobbies need spreadsheets and bandaids
ceej@ceej.online · 2d agofrankly the most annoying part of my day every day is encountering someone who is on here “for liberal politics” so I am actually in favor of expanding our reach. we gotta bring over like, those guys who get horny for old elevators
All of my neighbors are 10 feet tall and none of them know each other
Before shrinkflation started in the 1970s hot dogs were sold in packs of 144 dogs
frankly the most annoying part of my day every day is encountering someone who is on here “for liberal politics” so I am actually in favor of expanding our reach. we gotta bring over like, those guys who get horny for old elevators
Markdown editor, backed by CRDT, saved on your pds via permissioned spaces that still bidirectionally syncs with your filesystem. Supports obsidian plugins. Wanna figure out how to link to arbitrary atproto records
You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this
Me: The new agent harness is great. You feed your tokens into the machine. Then you run simulations which, if successful, produces tickets. If they fail you have to buy more tokens and keep running the sims. Once you have enough tickets you can redeem them Boss: are you at dave & busters, yes or no
we need a strong republican party and a bipartisan MAHA movement and common sense trans sports bans and a bailout for havana syndrome victims. we need a big tent democratic party that includes war criminals and the lady at the the wellness store trying to get your mom off chemo
Turning my soul into a Big Hammer I can use to crush adversaries
Unevolved brain (you): Getting furious about the Verge interview with the new bsky CEO Galaxy brain (me): Telling Google Sheets to kill itself several times a day
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet https://theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet-1819569981/
