Ryan M. Plosion
@candyman106.bsky.social
Editor. Forget-it-er. Artist? Milk crate collector. Candy connoisseur. Woman who forgets things. Staunch Jim Davis supporter. Mother of none. Also I'm forgetfu
They invented a new rule on this website BTW... The rule is that you have to watch my music video. Have an incredible day! youtu.be/fO46Y2ferr8 #b3d
Evil Flinstones Bird being used as an object: It's a dying! okay, so see, in Flinstones they used animals as household devices. And they'd turn to the camera and sa- huh? You don't know what the Flinstones is? The fucking Flinstones? Barney Rubble? Velma? Wait i mean Wilma. Velma's from scooby doo.
I had an idea for a funny post about how I know I'm not cisgender because I'm never on time to anything but I'm afraid the joke wouldn't translate.
Got too sillay and ended up spending an hour writing and filming a sketch in the airport rather than making it to my flight on time so now I'm gonna be stuck in the terminal overnight. My commitment to the bit will be the death of me.
could someone ask Toby to delay Deltarune for another year or two? I still haven't gotten around to playing ch4 and honestly can't be arsed right now. But if you delay it i PROMISE i'll probably get around to it sometime this year! I like it, I just can't be bothered, y'know?
I invented candy salad over twenty years ago and I want the recognition but I'm not exactly proud of it. I feel like Oppenheimer if nobody knew who they were.
Usually I cannot STAND it when I try to watch a foreign-language vid on YT and that awful AI Slop auto-dub comes on. But uh... there seems to be something wrong with this one??
Wonka Donutz (2005-2010) A rich, thick chocolate truffle in the shape of a donut, covered in rainbow sprinkles. Initially released to promote Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", then ended up sticking around for several years, a staple of checkouts at Michael's and Bed Bath & Beyond.
They should put Austin Powers in the new Spaceballs movie and call him "Oh Behave Kenobi." I bet he'd do it
(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
Baby Yoda has one pose they can do and it's a Rankin Bass animated 67 gesture
Lately I've been slowly logging the past eight years of my TV watching habits onto a Letterboxd clone for television so please some of my mutuals for the love of god join Serializd so I'm not alone on that site
I say I say it was the kindly old man with devilish eyes, son! Buried undah the dang ol' floahboahds! Can't you heah the palpuhtations of his accursed beatin' heart beneath yuh feet? Open ya ears boy, I say I say kids these days just nevuh listen!
I did a few of these charts so people can know too much about what I like as if they couldn't know already
hey Lorne can i use your printer to print out this picture of the pope. no it’s not related to my performance tonight
Dreams be so compelling I'm laying there thinking "Damn this would be an incredible movie" then I wake up and I'm like "That would be the worst movie of all time"
They call it the trans day of visibility and yet my eyes were closed through most of it (slept through the day
Youtube movie clips used to be titled "The Meeting - Michael Clayton (2007) (3/10)" and now they're all like "George Clooney Shocked When He Learns The Truth"
Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.