Macy's, if I wanted to smell like Johnny Depp I could sleep in a dumpster behind the local dive bar for free.
Chuck Burly
@chuckburly.bsky.social
Layabout and ragamuffin. Doodles are not endorsements.
I think the street value of 32GB of RAM is about 5000 bucks, so this may be Monokuma's most nefarious plot yet.
Danganronpa 2x2 PC specs (recommended 32GB RAM / RTX 4070) more info also listed via official site www.danganronpa.com/pages/2x2/en/
on the occasion of world suicide prevention day i just wanted to say that if it helps you can imagine your suicidal ideation as a weird little guy in your brain who lies to you and then you can imagine jack reacher is also up there beating the shit out of him
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
Hasbro on DHS’ use of Optimus Prime in their deportation slop.
"The Nation that Voted for Diarrhea" is really the only title needed when historians write about this era in the future.
The FDA has announced a recall of 25 varieties of cream cheese due to possible contamination with listeria.
I'm just not giving any of my brain space to thoughts about remakes these days, Zelda or otherwise. If they're good, awesome. If they're not, original still exists. Feels very low-stakes to get too worried about, personally.
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
Speaking of Harry Potter, I resigned from my position at Universal Studios a month ago over all of the Wizarding World/JKR shit. I am now paying my bills and paying for a wedding purely thru YouTube and Patreon. I loved working at USH. I was very conflicted leaving. Fuck Joanne.
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Elon thinks he's Measurehead in Disco Elysium, the ultra racist advanced race theorist, and in reality, he's just the Racist Lorry Driver.
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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NJ Transit deciding to suck harder with an AI bot feature
Awful. Just awful. A promising young man, a high school honors grad who joined JROTC and dreamed of becoming a doctor, killed himself because of the Trump admin’s obsession with hurting Haitians and the humiliating shame of an ICE ankle monitor. His blood is on their hands.
“A Haitian immigrant who had grown increasingly distraught after losing his protection from deportation and being outfitted with an ankle monitor was run over and killed Monday in what his family believes was a suicide.” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
Yesterday @chuckburly.bsky.social and I finally got our old timey photo taken and yes we decided to do the goofy steampunk one and it absolutely ruled, 10/10 highly recommend
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
conservative john wick, enraged that someone killed his dog before he could
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...
The oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrage
XX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail.
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I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing