URGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)?
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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar. Mastodon: @clownf1st@mastodon.social @clownf1st@dice.camp
Corrupt organisation supports corrupt leader shock: FIFA said its leadership unanimously reaffirmed full support for President Gianni Infantino during a crisis meeting with senior officials in Morocco.
Hear me out. PUSHED pork. YANKED chicken.
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Gazebo
An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog@hugobookclub.bsky.social · 8h agoReplace one word in a movie title with the word “Gazebo.”
This fine tsumugi-silk man's festival jacket highlights an 'ebi' (Japanese lobster) motif, with rare undulating white bands instead of the typical horizontal and straight ones.
Elon Musk is going to genocide the Clangers and declare it Manifest Destiny.
Spending my evening watching the history of television news in Spain, because why not? Anyway, the logo for Telediario looks to have taken inspiration from another part of Spain.
Happy 12th anniversary of the day Kim Jong Un visited the lube factory.
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
Don’t bother asking a journalist what they think of another journalist. Their wagon circling skills are exceptional.
The Matt Hancock scarecrow was a Twitter sensation during Covid.
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
Julien Kimmig @jkimmig.bsky.social · yesterdayWelcome to the CAMBRIAN FECAL REVOLUTION. We didn't name it the Cambrian fecal explosion for obvious reasons. I'm happy to share this paper on fecal matter and its role in Cambrian ecosystems. So if you want to read a really shitty paper (50 days free access): authors.elsevier.com/a/1nYg8cZ3X7...
Many people outside the UK have been asking me who Rod Liddle was. Here's Stewart Lee (from 08:53 onwards) on the man described by Fraser Nelson (former editor of The Spectator) as 'the greatest satirist since Swift.' Let this be the last word on the subject. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFt3...
Stewart Lee Comedy Vehicle - 4.5 Migrants
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I do try to be supportive of local ventures, but they don't make it easy. Look at the absolute state of this new signage they're crowing about. www.facebook.com/share/p/1JxK...
2 Odyssey 2 Odysseus Adriatic Drift Odysseus' Eleven Odyssey Forever Telemachus: Odyssey Origins
Tatooine does sound a bit like a town near Carmarthen, to be fair #WelshStarWars
Age verification is surveillance by another name. They won’t stop until they’ve age-gated everything that transmits over the internet. Including your streaming and messages.
404 Media@404media.co · yesterdayMike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.
ALSO I will be doing some tuneful shouting at The Women of The Fall Weekender 5–6 September at The Carlton Club, Whalley Range and The Kamera Ballroom, Chorlton. All manner of folk involved + early bird tix available till Friday (all deets in the link) events.humanitix.com/the-women-of...
When's this Homer guy releasing The Odyssey 2? He should strike while the iron ... okay, bronze is hot.
I'm sure that when Channel 4 commissioned their new documentary 'The Great ADHD Myth?' they found someone with a lack of bias and a background in showing both sides of the... oh.
youtu.be/76yWZcsgwF8 .....which reminds me: Not watched Zodiac for a while....
Butthole Surfers - The Hurdy Gurdy Man (Hi-Fi VideoClip 1991
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Shot for shot remake of the first Jaws, but in black and white, directed by Gus Van Sant.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?