If Mrs Wizard actually cared about LadySafety maybe she should sue travelodge for their "give rapists keycards to the rooms of sleeping women" policy instead of trying to destroy the NHS for letting Trans people have a piss
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The Times, accidentally telling the truth via the omission of the Oxford comma.
Do you want to hazard a guess at what this “jaw-dropping” list of freebies included? What luxuries asylum seekers might be being given “for free” in Thetford? Xboxes? Plasma TVs? iPhones? Ferraris? Let's take a look👀 🧵 1/22
amazing how this is still relevant a year after i posted it
if “tens of millions” of british people wanted a “full blown revolution” they would be protesting outside parliament. as it happens, dozens of british people are chucking bricks at asylum seekers, so i’ve come to a different conclusion about what it is these people want
We need a Viz strip for "Gervais' Burger Van": Customer: What on earth is this? RG: A hot dog. I love dogs, I do. C: But it's got all pubes & bits of shit in it. RG: Ooh, offended, are you? C: It's inedible, who'd eat rubbish like this? (Reveal long queue of RG fanboys eagerly awaiting a shitdog)
enjoyed the bit in that odysseus review where she said die hard was an odysseus story, about a man trying to fight his way back to his wife
REMOTE METEOR (Sonnet) It sprints alone, a stone aglint — its tint and tone a throne of flint that twists and sparks its flight amidst the dark of night.
So the official recommendation is for small businesses to replace male and female single lockable toilets with gender neutral single lockable toilets, thereby protecting women from the risk of being in a women's toilet on their own.
EHRC chair challenged on how to enforce single-sex toilet rules www.channel4.com/news/ehrc-ch...
Autopsy reveals Rod Liddle died from sticking too many random hardware products up his middle aisle.
Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
#TheYearInReform Look, it's very simple. Nothing to see here. Move along. Reform UK is a party - sorry - a company built around British Patriotism and being frank with the public, and it is led by straight-talking anti-elite Nigel Farage.
A sad loss to people who like hateful bigots who marry their girlfriend of over 10 years only to abandon her during their honeymoon to have an affair with a young receptionist and later assault her while nearly 5-months pregnant.
Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle dies
The Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died.
news.sky.com
Wonder if he died from eating too many poppadoms?
BREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness
Clarkson made most of his money and became famous from working on the BBC so I would like a letter of apology from everyone who paid their tv license in the 1990s.
Ah, this warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart. Wait til you see the price a TERF had to pay for lying about a trans woman. "...also be required to publish a court-approved apology that must remain pinned on their social media channels for three months" www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/07/an-a...
An anti-trans activist lied about a trans athlete injuring cis women. Now she has to pay the price. - LGBTQ Nation
Kirralie Smith admitted in court she didn't have any evidence to back up her claim about a trans woman injuring two cis women.
lgbtqnation.com
Of course Trump cheats at golf, he's used to lying about the number of strokes he's had.
Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
Neuroaesthetics is a growing area of research showing that seeking out & engaging with images & things we find beautiful each day can significantly improve mental health-my photo of dried flowers is some neuroaesthetics for your brain. Also spot the dried viola/tiny pansy...
"I enjoy standup comedy, but I would enjoy it more if the comedian were a union organizer with a finely tuned understanding of political microdistinctions" Strongly agree • agree • neutral • disagree • strongly disagree If you selected one of the first four options or enjoyed this joke format, 👀
Here is the link for my brand new standup special The Darkest Hour. Album version out 8/14. It is not for everyone but it is extremely for who it’s for. I hope that is you. I’m quite proud of it. Please give it a watch and share etc. youtu.be/_er-hJ8nZh0?...
and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer
Watched this last night, it was VERY funny! But Nato’s right, it is not for the politically faint of heart. Gird your ideological loins and go watch it!
Here is the link for my brand new standup special The Darkest Hour. Album version out 8/14. It is not for everyone but it is extremely for who it’s for. I hope that is you. I’m quite proud of it. Please give it a watch and share etc. youtu.be/_er-hJ8nZh0?...
Here is the link for my brand new standup special The Darkest Hour. Album version out 8/14. It is not for everyone but it is extremely for who it’s for. I hope that is you. I’m quite proud of it. Please give it a watch and share etc. youtu.be/_er-hJ8nZh0?...
Nato Green - The Darkest Hour | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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Any standup will tell you it's 1 to get ready 2 for the show 3 for the money 4 for 'Hi, it's been 6 weeks & still no money' email 5 for the form letter saying you're charging interest on the overdue fee 6 for an email saying the venue has gone bankrupt 7 for the promoter to open a new show nearby
When it comes to defending the argument that you should judge people by their actions, not their words, "Trying to block a law that prevents you from creating nude images of whoever you like, regardless of whether they consent or are even of legal age" should be promoted to 'Exhibit A'
A federal judge denies a request from Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company xAI to block a Minnesota law that bans nudification technology.
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