My brother sent me this image he got from a client and it's the most millennial dad thing. Like I fully expect this to be in some den with a heavy oak frame
CorgiTeaTime
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40 year old idiot. Used to live in Indiana.
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?? Legolas: Well my elf-ears hear racism.
I’d like to think that Watchmen has a happy ending because 2 days after the squid happens Sade drops Promise
The local Stewart's Shop remodeled and - just like when the grocery rearranges everything - it's embarrassing how much it unmoors me when I go in to the gas station to get my usual after dinner ice cream.
Goku is pretty much a wizard who punches guys, and he’s one of the most important people to have ever lived
Idea: D&D gelatinous cube but the only difference is it looks like one one of those 1950's Jello salads. Some of the bits can be unsuccessful adventurers but it should also have olive or shrimp or camp rations floating around inside it too.
"sir, the millennials are older now. they might have some money. maybe we can revive... scion, the millennial car brand." "interesting thought. are they still interested in affordable hatch backs?" "no, no. in the intervening years their tastes have grown... peculiar..."
Sean O’Kane@okane.fyi · 15h agoScion back?? In this economy??? As a Kei Truck????? 🎁🔗 www.wsj.com/business/aut...
PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE
CHASM (2000) Acrylic on Panel - 30" x 20" I keep a sketchpad next to the bed for recording ideas which arrive as I am falling asleep or waking up... prime time for my "muse channel." #art
lmao the artist who did my snorlax tattoo has official usps cryptid stamps
Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · yesterdayCloser view of stamps
important category on wikimedia commons
fuuuuuck.... they're doing a second act ironic reprise of my "i want" song. they're twisting the lyrics around to take on a new, crueler meaning. they're transposing my leitmotif into a different key. they got my ass.
if someone follows up that dressmaker game with a makeup artist one, they could corner this market immediately
leaf corcoran@leafo.itch.io · 2d agoIs this just a typo that 500 people did or is it an actual genre?
Me, a Deux Ex fan: Why is everyone talking about Jensen and Chinese spies is there a new....? Oh.
it's 2026, you should not be swapping pronouns in a song you're covering to avoid it being gay.
When multiple spies seduce a whole polycule that's a Honeypotluck
it's a miracle that the end zones in the colts' stadium read "indianapolis." if you were to plant a field of grass, the odds that it would turn out blue and white and perfectly spell out the word "indianapolis" are about 1 in 100. what's more, the field is indoors. it's proof that god is real
