When Aaron Rodgers starts talking about vaccination in the locker room.

Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · 14h ago

DK’s new headshot makes it look like he saw a ghost (insert joke)

this is a dead kennedys album cover

OSINTRadar@osintradar.bsky.social · 3d ago

Trump was guarded by an Avenger air defense system while playing golf.

I'm begging for centrists to add an ounce of big dick energy to their politics.

Massachusettes "Millionaires Tax", which was targeted to fund transportation and education, has been a resounding success. It has funded FREE school lunch for ALL students, FREE buses in lowest income communities (people can get to work, etc.), and FREE community college. And "exodus" was minimal.

Millionaires tax surges past expectations, once again

The voter-approved surtax has sailed past its $2 billion estimate for another year in a row.

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Fragile closer can't even say he's a woman for the bit.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 7d ago

oh boy does this guy suck

I believe in the willful suspension of disbelief and all but there's no way kingpin doesn't have a CPAP

True, animals don't wipe their ass. They lick it. They also don't have to ride a crowded fucking subway or whatever

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Gee, who could have predicted that the "vote blue no matter who" centrists would threaten to take their ball and go home the second the shoe was on the other foot

AI models are growing more powerful every day and the people building the technology are asking for Congress to set clear guardrails on safety, transparency and preventing catastrophic risk. That’s why I introduced the bipartisan FRONTIER Act.

Lori Trahan pushes for action on FRONTIER Act after Anthropic discloses breaches by its AI

After multiple artificial intelligence firms announced breaches by their AI models in recent weeks, U.S. Rep. Lori Trahan made a plea for the passage of a bill she introduced with bipartisan support t...

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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · last wk.

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

I feel like at least some of this self corrects when you stop giving yourself mental medals like "ally" and just act normal with other people who are in fact for the most part, also just normal people

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · last wk.

A PSA to my fellow cis people who are (or want to believe they are) trans allies If you are getting pushback from trans people and your reaction is to be all “no! not me! I’m one of the good ones!” please remember that “being one of the good ones” is something you DO, not something you ARE

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG

This is the endpoint, no reference to the real world you can trust, reality shaping itself to your every whim... oh wait, actually I'm on board now! I DID ACTUALLY BREAK UP WITH MY EX, not the other way around. Here's a video that proves it. That's my real car too

Geoff Brumfiel@gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 2w ago

UPDATED STORY! Google has paused a tool that allowed users to briefly create deepfake AI satellite images with the click of a button. www.npr.org/2026/07/31/n...

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

It was never going to stop at trans people.

When are people going to understand this goes well beyond just "environmental concerns" (blithely dismissed by many) and standard NIMBYism. "Data centers" have become the deserving avatar for the unease nearly everyone feels about big tech determinism and nihilism

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 2w ago

2. Willie Nelson is speaking out against rural data centers.

far and away I think the single most consequential failures of the 20th/21st century environmental movement was going anti-nuclear. to a great extent we literally chose climate change.

Sam@samd.bsky.social · 2w ago

sometimes I think about how Germany could have one of the cleanest electricity mixes in the world if they simply didn’t shut down all their nuclear plants

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

Would assume everyone knows it by now, but just in case "First the traitors, then the invaders" is an explicit reference to The Turner Diaries, where a white supremacist revolution overruns "The System" and kills all their enemy during the evocatively named "Day of the Rope".

The Turner Diaries - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · last mo.

X owner Elon Musk indicates he would prioritise political violence (assassination of pro-migration politicians is the common sense meaning) over violence against "invaders" (refugees, asylum seekers, maybe ethnic minorities generally) while endorsing call for violence (killing) against both groups

This shit is not inevitable, it could be made illegal tomorrow if our governments weren't in the pocket of Big Pervert.

Unofficial CTV News Mirror@ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 3w ago

AI devices that see, listen and record: Are we ready for the post-smartphone world?

Man, I tell you There's something about Shitting in your own toilet

Taylor Farms is owned by Taylor Swift

Men who have never read a book are learning so much from The Odyssey. It’s heartening.

I don't think we should mince words. Transphobia and hatred killed May Pollard. The Idaho legislature killed her as surely as if they'd pointed a gun at her head and pulled the trigger. Anti-trans laws were the gun. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Idaho pushed anti-trans laws for years. Then a teen died.

The life and death of May Pollard, 16, provides a window into the tragic effect that legislation and political rhetoric have had on trans people in America.

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"What Americans are seeing now, in the death of Joan Sebastián Durán Guerrero...is already familiar to tens or hundreds of millions of people around the world. This is what it is like for your home to be occupied by the American death machine." @albertburneko.bsky.social striking hard & true

Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · 4w ago

“In that way, ICE acts as the drain filter at the absolute bottom of the American violence industry, catching, hiring, and deploying as a paramilitary force otherwise unemployable degenerates.” Another @albertburneko.bsky.social heater. defector.com/ice-brings-t...

Unfortunately, there's really only one reliable measure for predicting future violence, and that doesn't apply he-- [Touching my earpiece] wait, I'm being told we may have an update