a bag of antlers
@crimenvox.bsky.social
Disabled, queer, queer. She/her, I guess. Recommend you read my alt text! I like to make art. If you'd like to watch me struggle to improve, I stream it out! ...very sporadically, it's been a rough year
Like imagine you’re Luke Skywalker spending 100 hours with Yoda going “evil the path to the darkside is, avoid it you must” and then a guy named Yodo shows up and is like what up jerks you want to go to the park
I fear my orange thinks I am his biological mother. Yes, I would bite the jugular of a predator to protect him; no, those are not going to give you milk baby boy food's in the kitchen
it's the 20s. we should be drinking bootleg hooch and doing the charleston, not whatever the hell is going on right now..
I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.
Rachel Pinnelas 💭@racheaissance.com · 2d ago“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”
This is the kinda phone you use to hire Golgo 13 for a hit.
𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥@thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Wedge
Has anyone else noticed shortages at their grocery store? I haven't seen any reporting on it, so I've been telling myself those items just happen to be sold out; the same 2/5ths of my regular groc list being gone every time I shop for the past month or two has stopped feeling coincidental.
A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim
Some cats are not into being used as a living scarf and some cats are into being used as a living scarf. George was a cat who was into being used as a living scarf.
What a strange story. California woman finds a man, allegedly drunk, sleeping on her lawn early in the morning & sends her dad out to move him. The man wakes up & allegedly assaults the (elderly) dad, who shoots him Turns out the man is off-duty ICE agent David Gonzalez abc7.com/story/off-du...
Off-duty ICE agent shot after assaulting 72-year-old man and his daughter at Fresno home, police say
Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.
abc7.com
"you have been made a professor at a school by order of the Pope. you are probably going to end up dating one of your students. there is nothing weird about this."
This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5d agoThe NYPD just released surveillance video of the ICE shooting (which occurred off camera). Two men in civilian clothes run up to a car with guns drawn. One second later, one man begins smashing the butt of his gun into the driver’s side window. The driver appears to panic and hit the gas.
this is literally why you have uniforms and badges every member of the media pretending that any of this is due to anything else should be frogmarched out of public life
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5d agoThe NYPD just released surveillance video of the ICE shooting (which occurred off camera). Two men in civilian clothes run up to a car with guns drawn. One second later, one man begins smashing the butt of his gun into the driver’s side window. The driver appears to panic and hit the gas.
Nothing excites a man more than the opportunity to give others advice on the one aspect he's figured out on a subject he generally knows diddlysquat about
That’s not how the House works. Come January 3 at noon, there is no Speaker. The Clerk of the House is in charge until a Speaker is elected. Mike Johnson will have exactly as much power as I do. None.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoSen. Thom Tillis says he expects there will be pressure on Mike Johnson to not seat the new Congress if Democrats win
One of my cats has never bathed himself. This has caused issues, from him being scronchy to pet to massive cysts; he needs to be bathed by human hands, or his feline siblings. Since he's been living with my parents for the last ~year, his regular barber is not currently offering him her services.
Oh the irony of the gaffe with the giant Trump knife ad.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoKen Paxton: "Pray that we will be delivered from socialism and capitalis-- ahm, from communism"
Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?
Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love
Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
Of all the websites I want to stop using AI-generated photos (all of them), I want websites that walk you through hairstyles to stop the hardest. I'm going cross-eyed trying to figure out how this braid works. Impossible, it's impossible, I've analyzed every pixel, it cannot be done. Maybe with wig?
