Anathematic

@crypticpictic.bsky.social

Just a transsexual woman with a healthy Marathon addiction

DM: you passed your constitution save. It was spicy but you were able to eat the oyster. Player: did she seem impressed? DM: uh, sure. Player: alright, now I'm going to attempt to charm her with a trick. DM: ok, roll a performance check. Player: I rolled a 1. DM: alright you say "speaking of spice…"

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Gonna forever be thinking about the time my artist and I sat down with the intention of making Ursa (eldritch bear woman) more attractive, and at the end of the meeting what we had was "What if she's just a bunch of arms"

Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW)@hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 2w ago

Lesbians of Bluesky. When 500 FINGER FILLET comes out I'm gonna need you all to become obsessed with the evil eldritch entitygirl who straps you in a knife machine and puts her fingers in your mouth. Ok?

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏

Y'all for real need to stop being fraidy cats. I'm disappointed in some of y'all wimps. You can't even act happy when evil people die because you're scared for your job & of the government? It ain't illegal. Death threats against the dead are moot. Live a little & rejoice.

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act