[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
Dangubiti
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You must be another Handsome Boy graduate
That’s right imessage. I do want the first option to send a photo to to be my aunt who I last sent something 6 months ago, not my wife who I message every day
When you neglected to throw the baby out with the bath water
Uncle in Iran says the country’s south is being destroyed. Trump is following through on his “bridge and power plant day” threats but it’s simply not registering here the way that it should.
Truthout@truthout.org · 3w agoThe U.S. has struck more civilian infrastructure in southern Iran in its sixth consecutive day of attacks on Friday, including key bridges and a tower at a crucial port.
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long.
In international soccer, a countries bribes to FIFA are what is commonly called the “twelfth man”
the provinces decline to offer tribute, the armies return in defeat, the temple of the arts has closed its doors, and the name of the Emperor is scoured from the palaces by his own magistrates. now the sun and storms turn against him. the Mandate is lost.
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
I found a place. You go in and at first it just looks like a fairgrounds. Then you keep going and you realize none of it makes any sense. Imagine describing a dog to someone who’s never seen one before and asking them to draw it.
“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
They are confiscating the stuff and letting him go “because we got a lot of other stuff going on right now”
just caught a whiff of BO so powerful it unlocked memories from a past life. i remember you man. 12th century bazaar, you were fucking me over on a pound of grain
Methinks my body is but the lees of my better being. In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me. And therefore three cheers for Nantucket; and come a stove boat and stove body when they will, for stave my soul, Jove himself cannot. This sings to my true self like a ShantyTok duo.
Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · 2mo agoBRB, Adding TikTok to Moby Dick
this is why all the software is so bad, imo. not even because like "men are bad" but just imagine how gnarly the social dynamics would have to be to get an outcome like this, and then those people were put in charge of designing the mediums for doing socialization on..........madness
Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ@olivia.science · 2mo agosometimes I wonder if people in other fields have any clue what we go through as women in computational fields... (graph from: www.npr.org/sections/mon...)
This is weird because I already thought of Hooters as a place where weird conservative dads would insist on bringing their wife and minor children
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 3mo agoHooters is rebranding to be more “family-friendly,” People reports.
Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
me as i read 40% of what claude wrote back and type in “continue”
