regardless of who wins in the Michigan primary i hope both candidates had a fun time
Spageddy Lee
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Olive Garden CEO, professional fart sommelier and two time Olympic bean bag toss silver medalist.
Leo Fender put a spring-powered lever to control the pitch of guitar strings on a Stratocaster. You might know this as a "Whammy Bar" but originally, he called it a Tremolo Bar. The problem with this name is that tremolo is a completely different thing. It refers to volume modulation, not pitch!
What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
They are executing people in the streets over immigration if you can not find room in your platform or stump speeches to talk about that and immigration stop running for office and go fuck yourself
This is the problem with the idea that Dems can't go on offense on immigration. It's not okay for Collins to have a clear field on TV to sell herself as a moderate on ICE. CNN has Trump 22 points underwater on this. Two other polls have Ds *tied with the GOP* on it! newrepublic.com/article/2138...
1984: Assless Death metal Lose the plot Omeprazole Platform game
So this is kinda fun. 5 words to describe my vibe, using this: www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler Mine (1966): airball pro bono rip off hyperproductive and a tie for 5th between: minimal brain dysfunction and ranch dressing, choose your own adventure there...
yes, and unfailingly predictive of absolute cowardice. If someone waffles on trans rights, they're wrong and gross, but also, you know they're just spineless losers who don't care about anything. nope, bye, next.
trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry
One of the best meals of the year is the first BLT of the summer made with the perfectly ripe tomatoes you grew in your own back yard. You can make a BLT with a store bought tomato any time of the year, but it will pale in comparison to this one.
this is the final straw for me and mr. rocket ships
One of our cats has been getting into fights with another neighborhood cat, and today I found tufts of white fur in our yard (all our pets are black). My Elder Child is an expert in the neighborhood cats, and a budding detective, so she came up with this list of suspects, ranked in 3 metrics.
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
Very disappointed in the new Odyssey movie, they didn't even mention Mario once
Yesterday was very windy at the coast, the first time I've experienced that with longer hair since I started letting it grow out. You can see the haze of salt on my glasses, at this point they actually made it harder to see anything.
This trail down to the beach seems like it's been lifted out of a fairytale. I swear if I'd come just a minute earlier I'd have seen a gnome taking his pet beetle for a walk.
they should make cheeses for when you are sad, cheeses for when you feel like doing 147 math problems in a row, cheeses for when you need a nap, and cheeses for when you’re feeling extra horny
Made it to the coast just in time to catch the sun set over the ocean, peak west coast experience right here
smoking weed while my bf is watching a show about bowling. I told our cat "that's one of the things we do when we leave here, but don't bring you" and then I got sad thinking about how he'd never get to go bowling. because he's a cat
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
I finished this just the other day, and I cannot recommend it highly enough. Fascinating stuff, very well written and produced, and it's had me thinking about Fela and his music for weeks.
Finally listening to this series, and it's so well done I never want it to end
This is a toy my kid picked out for my 1 year old nephew, and it looks like a great toy for a 1 year old but I'm very amused by the question "will you push it once, or will you push it 100 times?" because it implies that there is no possible middle ground. Don't even think of pushing it 46 times!
This is my new favorite channel to watch. Seeing him defeat the bread slicing machine left me positively elated.
Somewhere in Germany, a mysterious man has spent months perfecting his bread-cutting technique, aiming to produce a perfectly even slice (as measured by digital caliper). He spoke to WIRED about why he embarked on this mission and the passionate breadhead community cheering him on:
Humans really are the most remarkable creatures. Not only did we invent bread, we invented the hobby of cutting it perfectly.
Somewhere in Germany, a mysterious man has spent months perfecting his bread-cutting technique, aiming to produce a perfectly even slice (as measured by digital caliper). He spoke to WIRED about why he embarked on this mission and the passionate breadhead community cheering him on:
If you've ever eaten at an Olive Garden, I'm legally your next of kin.
Hi, it's Spageddy Lee, the CEO of Olive Garden. I want to clear up a misunderstanding that we've been noticing on social media. What our slogan "when you're here, you're family" really means is that I'm your dad.
the dairy queen is just a figurehead the dairy parliament is the true seat of power
I put new strings on my Tele a couple days ago, and instead of tuning to D standard, I stopped at C standard - only a semitone up from baritone B standard. It's loose but hardly unplayable with 11-49 gauge strings, I might keep it there for a while and see how I like it. It sounds fantastic!
Guy who has confused balaclava with baklava and applies buttery layers of filo dough around his head before doing crimes. It works. It’s another way to do it
@tyranny.sparklenoise.com this is the highest wee joker score I've achieved yet. Sixteen 2 cards in the deck and blueprint on the hanging chad.
Sam Neill was great in a lot of things, but one role I haven't seen mentioned in most of the tributes pouring in today is his grumpy, reluctant foster parent in Hunt for the Wilderpeople. It's a delightful movie and if you haven't seen it, you should.
Hunt for the Wilderpeople Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Sam Neill, Rhys Darby Movie HD
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My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.