“How’s the economy going?” you might ask. Well, ribeye is $20/pound and has anti-shoplifting tags on it. So it’s guess everything is great.
he should eat a heaping plate of shit and fuck off
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’
I can’t read or write but that hasn’t stopped me from making 10k posts.
logitech g305 retails for $60, but routinely on sale for half that. one AA battery lasts ages, no concerns of internal battery swelling. a Hero sensor with no smoothing or acceleration that is indiscernable from the Hero 2 sensors in the $200 tier mice. simple, dependable. how shit used to be made.
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
Since we're doing Covid again. "Do you know what else has that kind of urgency? When an addict needs a fix. Because let me tell you something: for every alcoholic, functional or not, that I served a drink to, I served three people addicted to being served." dallas-taylor.com/2020/04/22/t...
The Customer Is Always Right
Anger is weaponized pain, and now, without service industry people to point their anger at, these pampered beasts are finding their pain again. How can they know they’re always right if they …
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so if sticking them in my ears so deep i hear colors isn’t the intended use of the product, then what the fuck is, q-tip
You’re supposed to eat the porridge, brother.
katie dzwierzynski@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 3d agoblinking guy dot gif
needle nose pliers that make a sound when you whistle so you can find them more easily
the cure to sunday scaries is having a special needs child with day long diarrhea
a commentator worth his salt would have dropped just the ripest “didn’t get all of it” right there
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 4d agoNot the prettiest moonsault ever
i would survive the backrooms, but then again, i'm just built different
they need to bring back running people out of town on a rail like in o brother where art thou
get this wicker dude some lotion, stat
rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 6d agoi'm done looking at shit for a while
‘Anthropic described the project as “our effort to disruptively scan all the world’s books” in an internal memo, which noted “we do not want it to be known that we are pursuing this project”.’
Eli Valley@elivalley.bsky.social · 7d agoDystopia www.news.com.au/technology/o...
Getting death threats on the NASA message board for saying Tang is Martian piss
dan orlovsky the kinda guy that stops wiping when he gets bored
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · last wk."I am completely against pedicures for dudes. You're a dude, you're not supposed to get pedicures" – Dan Orlovsky
i have clicked on more recall notices this year than all the previous years in my life combined
Still reeling from going to the zoo this weekend and seeing an orangutan, which is basically a person, just sitting there in a hammock. I was tearing up imagining being a sentient creature in a captivity, then looked at my husband, who sighed a troubled sigh and murmured, “I wish I were in a zoo”
what’s the deal with that credit card commercial where shaq introduces himself as your mom’s friend with benefits