Derwen
@derwen.bsky.social
Father and husband and cat person; percussionist, hiker, mycophile and educator. On the advice of my physician, I post my earworms. In the Old Country I went by Pezizales Pizzicato User #1,533,716! WOOO!
big fan of the people who went to see The History Of Concrete without knowing anything about john wilson’s whole deal
I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year.
Cute first date idea: We both leap head first into a wood chipper
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good Post yours!
Bean N. Curling@beancurling.bsky.social · 2d agoI said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good Post yours!
After years of frustration in his quest it would seem that one of the Empire's deadliest bounty hunters has finally tracked me down. tomcox.substack.com/p/some-notes...
this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com
Halloween costumes for birders. This is from last year and someone actually did the sexy owl pellet one.
Born on this day: Matt Damon is an Academy Award-winning actor and screenwriter. From his breakout success in Good Will Hunting to leading blockbusters like the Bourne franchise and The Martian, he remains one of Hollywood's most versatile stars.
I do indeed have photos of the interior of my colon and also I will not be sharing them
Norman Wilson (⚠️Ontario is not America) 🔵@oclsc.bsky.social · 3d agoDid they save any photos for you?
Socialism is when you step on a Lego with bare feet. It's being stuck in a huge traffic jam when you're already late. Socialism is the restaurant having Pepsi but not Coke. It's that annoying tickle in your nose but you can't sneeze. It's your childhood pet dying. It's a terrible sunburn that hurts.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoQ: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
This type of fan celebration is affectionately known as the "super spreader". BTW...DA YANKEES LOSE
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 3d agoAhh October baseball (this was a double)
If only there were Canadian media we could consult for confirmation.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump talks about Canada just like he talks about Iran: "Canada has been very difficult to deal with. Canada would like to make a deal, but we're not satisfied."
I just started A Wizard of Earthsea, and I'm sorry, but a naturally gifted magic boy who leaves his dirt-poor childhood to study in a school for wizards? Hasn't that been done already?
In 10 seasons with the Red Sox Bill Lee won 94 Games and Saved 13 others.
I worked in a library years ago, and one of the smaller librarians aske me to help her throw some boxes into the big recycling bin. They were full of hard copies of Dianetics.
I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill@machineiv.bsky.social · 4d agoYou ever hear about how Dianetics has remained a bestseller for 75 years? Yeah.
Mmm. Nothing more mouth-watering than mold.
Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 4d agoIHoP Blue’s Dazzle-Berry Pancakes (2024-2024): A stack of dyed-blue, raspberry-flavored pancakes, topped with vanilla mousse, whipped cream, and a sprinkle of Fruity Pebbles cereal. Part of a promotional menu for the Ryan Reynolds movie, "IF"
The United States government is going order some people to shoot a terrorist in a wheelchair with M4 carbines and fail to kill him, aren't they?
They say I’ll never perform heart surgery again now that I’ve been diagnosed with Parkinson’s and they found out I didn’t go to medical school
Well they took me downtown all dressed in black Put me on the train and sent me back Sent me back to the Thomasville jail I had nobody for to go my bail
Goodnight. Louise Bourgeois. To unravel a torment you must begin somewhere
