Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social
Your wife and mother Podcasting: Hysteria (from @crookedmedia) YouTubing: This Fuckin' Guy Writing: MSNBC, Esquire, The Daily Beast, TV, et al erinryan.substack.com
Being a parent of preschoolers on a weekend is trying to complete a series of necessary household tasks while two insane people yell commands and complaints at you, unrelated to the tasks.
I'm absolutely losing it. Everything in here is made up (we hired an actor, rented a car, did not use AI, obviously), but he just invents a whole-ass world. Boner pills are a helluva drug.
Just a reminder that Ed Henry was fired from Fox News in 2020 for sexual harassing Jennifer Eckhart and other staffers. She died by suicide this week tragically.
ED HENRY: This AI race-- SEBASTIAN GORKA: No no no no no no no. Sorry. It's SI. As of this week, it's Super Intelligence. ED HENRY: Thank you for the clarification from the White House
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
chat, do we think the pivot is working
This is JD Vance-level comedic timing. A true master of the craft.
Got to guest co-host one of my favorite pods with one of my favorite thinkers and people! Thanks @eringloriaryan.bsky.social <3 <3 <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HTe...
Russian Trolls Are ATTACKING Dems in INSANE Celeb AI Videos
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it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
Shows like Yellowstone and Marshals are completely unrealistic because they never show off the male characters conspicuously adjusting their balls mid-conversation like nobody would notice, or burping and blowing the burp out of the side of their mouth.
House GOP leaders cancel votes on Thursday - sending lawmakers home later today until after the elections. That means the House can avoid a vote on the Hegseth impeachment plan from Rep. Thomas Massie R-KY.
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
how this happened: @eringloriaryan.bsky.social said "hey do you want to rant about George W. Bush for more than an hour" and I said, "I've been waiting for this day since I was in eighth grade."
In case anybody thought I was being unnecessarily hyperbolic, here's @eringloriaryan.bsky.social and @janecoaston.bsky.social with the new breakdown for you. Required listening/viewing for folks who didn't learn this from 00-08, or a refresher for those of us who did youtu.be/wP1osGxh_Dw?...
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
It's weird that so many of you are always apologizing to some cool guy you're imagining from 15 years ago before you can say Macklemore is good and cool. That cool guy is probably dead. He was having a hard time. You are free.
"Maybe he should Mackle less" - Robert Kraft
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
In case anybody thought I was being unnecessarily hyperbolic, here's @eringloriaryan.bsky.social and @janecoaston.bsky.social with the new breakdown for you. Required listening/viewing for folks who didn't learn this from 00-08, or a refresher for those of us who did youtu.be/wP1osGxh_Dw?...
George W. Bush: Everything You Didn't Know About His Sh*tty Past
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Thousands of immigrants did the hard, dirty work of clearing rubble and toxic dust and debris from Ground Zero. Many were undocumented laborers sent to work every day with no special PPE, and got cancer as a result. Now some of those same people are living in fear of ICE. www.npr.org/2026/09/11/n...
They cleaned up ground zero. Now many are hiding from ICE
After 9/11, thousands of rescue and cleanup crews went to work at ground zero. They were exposed to toxic debris and experienced psychological trauma. Today, many say they live in fear of deportation.
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that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
Republican Rep. Ashley Hinson, running for the Senate in Iowa, minimizes the war with Iran because it's "thousands of miles away." But two soldiers from Iowa, Maj. Jeffrey O’Brien and Sgt. Declan Coady, died in a March 1 drone strike in Kuwait. Their families' pain isn't thousands of miles away.
Republican Rep. Ashley Hinson, running for Senate in Iowa, claims the Iran war is "thousands of miles away. It is out of sight, out of mind for so many Americans.” (Hinson has defended the war and voted against war powers resolutions.)
I had a boyfriend in college who was from outside of Dallas. He's Jain. His grandparents were from India. Once some white people followed him and his friends around a Wal-Mart and called them "sand n****rs," mistaking them for Arabs. Racism after 9/11 hit an apotheosis of stupidity and cruelty.
sikhs were beat up for supposedly being muslim. muslims were branded terrorist cells. democrats were sent anthrax and called pro-terrorist for opposing invading iraq. this post-9/11 unity you always hear republicans, democrats and the media talking about NEVER HAPPENED.
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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a giant hand rises, fingers extended vertically, from the ground in lower Manhattan, preventing two airplanes that look like Moe's fingers from hitting the two towers
I am fucking wheezing right now
He is objectively correct to do so, as that is the true legacy of post-9/11 America
Trump is using his 9/11 speech to promote his war against Iran
"Everyone was united after 9/11" yeah 90% of the country went crazy with unfocused, ultimately disastrous bloodlust