Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.

Sometimes, I'm at a bit of a loss for words as to how much the vials in these boxes have given me

Williams fans It's so over

Less than 2/3rds of the vote when you’re the incumbent, were until recently leading the national polls, your candidate is the party leader, are de facto running unopposed and are the only party actively campaigning and putting resources into the seat is pathetic and it’s stupid to pretend otherwise

"I think I'm gonna make a dog explode."

Tara F@underwater-tara.bsky.social · 4w ago

"I have never seen this goblin before in my life."

"I have never seen this goblin before in my life."

Tara F@underwater-tara.bsky.social · 4w ago

It is session 1 of the new DnD campaign and we are already extorting a merchant for gold.

It is session 1 of the new DnD campaign and we are already extorting a merchant for gold.

She's clearly got her Nintendo Wii out now cos I just loudly heard the Mii theme so I think it's anyone's guess how she's doing?

Tara F@underwater-tara.bsky.social · last mo.

Well good news upstairs neighbour is no longer playing sad "I miss him" songs so I guess she's over the breakup?

And so the trans bathroom ban begins.

Equality and Human Rights Commission@equalityhumanright.bsky.social · last mo.

Our code of practice for services, public functions and associations comes into force today. It provides practical guidance on how the Equality Act 2010 applies to services, public functions and associations. Find out more: https://ow.ly/alIf50Zwrkx

Well good news upstairs neighbour is no longer playing sad "I miss him" songs so I guess she's over the breakup?

I'm Kemi... ...and I'm Zach... And welcome to the first episode of

Jonn Elledge@jonnelledge.bsky.social · last mo.

just had a horrific vision of the future in which Zack Polanski and Kemi Badenoch have a podcast and now I need a lie down

Lower dysphoria? I h̶a̶r̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ was just reminded of her 😶

We need to nationalise the polycules. We'll make the UK the global tech leader overnight.

One day, we're gonna have to break the news to well meaning cis people that, in all ways that actually materially matter, trans people do change sex and it'll feel like telling a child that Santa isn't real

For the record. 150,000 people attended Trans Pride London 2026. We were protesting against - The Supreme Court Misjudgement & EHRC transphobic “guidance” - The harmful puberty-blocker ban - The child abuse that is Labour’s schools “guidance - Ongoing mainstream media disinformation & exclusion

Did anyone actually see the Greens at London Trans Pride today?

Lovely to see so many fantastic people at #Londontranspride today! @robyntalkstrans.bsky.social @kizzywizzle.bsky.social @mattgrayy.es Lovely to meet yous!

I've long had the opinion that if any airport in the south of England was to expand it should be Gatwick. The rail link is there, the motorway link is there, there's significantly more space around the airport... It just makes more sense. Heathrow makes none.

Ready for tomorrow :)

Liv Bailey's statement on leaving Govt, given the EHRC guidance went through when she was equalities minister, is... something.

Abrams Star Trek: What if star trek but with more fascist undertones and even more gratuitous violence?

misspelled girlfriend as girlfiend and now I'm thinking about the implications of that word

I miss when the Italian anthem signalled a Ferrari win. Which begs the question... If Antonelli were to move to Ferrari would they play it twice?

I can never understate how betrayed I felt when my mum told me she was taking up golf. Golf courses are ecological deserts. Disc golf courses are all round just better.

The Ronettes Pickering@stoatie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.

Zack is very right here and @libdems.org.uk and @greenlibdems.org.uk should be calling out The Labour Party for this move.

Zack Polanski@zackpolanski.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Deeply irresponsible. We're in a climate crisis. This is such a terrible start. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Scoop by @georgewparker.bsky.social: according to three people familiar with Andy Burnham’s thinking, Shabana Mahmood is set to be the next Chancellor:

I will not comply.

I love living in an overheating country with an unstable socially conservative government, politicians playing electoral games for their own gain to try and wiggle out of corruption accusations, and a largely ineffectual and unambitious Liberal opposition party.