Tara E. Jenson
@tejenson.bsky.social
Compassionate nihilist & gender traitor | Queer AF 🏳️🌈 | Postdoc @ BUSPH | Located in Mpls | Occasionally actual environmental epidemiology content (dementia/Alz) but mostly jaded cynicism & swears | she/they
Klingons are the drag queens of Star Trek, I said what I said. ✅ Bold & Distinct Fashion ✅ Physically stacked ✅ Will cut a bish ✅ Hair=Status Symbol ✅ Singers ✅ Love to Accessorize ✅ Most of them love to shout ✅ All about The Family ✅ Warriors ✅ Have seen some shit ✅ Will serve cunt mercilessly
hey frens I'm fundraising for trans+ folx here in Minneapolis as part of the Drop Deadlift Gorgeous event in Oct at the awesomely aggressively queer+trans+all-bodies-belong-in-sport gym solcanafitness.com. Sponsor me deadlifting in support of trans communities & rights givebutter.com/DDG2026/tara...
Drop Deadlift Gorgeous 2026
Lifting in support of trans+ and gender expansive serving organizations.
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srsly the only thing that makes my moon captures just now 1/2 nice is that it’s over Lake Superior. Lake Superior? Gorgeous! Moon? Small hazy dot!
just getting to the 00’s era of CCM/white evangelical culture goings-on and I told @snipy.bsky.social what it grew into was barely recognizable from the already-ick I’d left behind, like I’d left something already horrendous in the fridge for years and it emerged somehow more + unrecognizably worse
Tara E. Jenson@tejenson.bsky.social · 4w agoI’m an exvangelical who ditched Christianity/contemporary Christian music in abt 1998, currently reading “God Gave Rock & Roll to You - a History of Contemporary Christian Music” by Leah Payne…
I’m an exvangelical who ditched Christianity/contemporary Christian music in abt 1998, currently reading “God Gave Rock & Roll to You - a History of Contemporary Christian Music” by Leah Payne…
Was lucky enough to see Dolly right when I started dating @tejenson.bsky.social many many years ago, and it remains one of the most precious memories of a concert that i have
Do wives really need to be sold on a six foot five muscle bound man that beats people up bcz it’s the right thing to do? I’m super horny but I thought it was at a similar level of horny as most other people, lol.
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · last mo.Bluesky Wife Guys: have any of you successfully gotten your wife to watch Reacher? how did you sell it?
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE RADICAL TRANSPARENCY!!!!
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · last mo.The NIH just released a proposal that will apparently hide peer reviewers’ impact scores and percentiles from the research team, their institution, and NIH program officers. All the better to obscure how funding decisions will be made primarily via political review, I’m guessing.
Hi! My name is tiny wad of paper that ended up in the plastic casing of someone’s inhaler so when they took a hearty inhaler slug during a bout of asthma I was whooshed into their lung!
Fossilized Tree Sap@amberrl.bsky.social · last mo.Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m a huge-ass pickup truck that turned right on red without checking for pedestrians first.
I’ve carried Childhood Trauma™️ about Watership Down for my entire life, though the specifics of exactly why were faded by the mists of time, could only remember crying watching it as a child. So I saw a performance of it at the MN Fringe tonight, cried my face off and I’m now a Watership Down stan.
Got new menus printed with a couple new specials
Minneapolis Public Schools is looking for bicycle mechanics (or even just enthusiastic volunteers) to help tune up the district's fleet so that they are ready for 4th/5th grade bike education this fall! Drop-in sessions are open from August 10-19, basically all day. Sign up here: bit.ly/mpsbike
2026 Summer Bike Maintenance Sign-Up
Help us get MPS bike fleets ready for next school year! Please indicate your availability below and MPS will be in touch with more directions. Thank you! Where? Northeast Minneapolis- precise direct...
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Got confused between NNO and NaNoWriMo and ended up writing a 300-page historic fiction between bites of Linda’s pasta salad and complimenting Scott on his new fence.
This may seem a little gauche to say on main, but it is a real, frequent, pervasive feature of life as a woman these days, and I don't want anyone to be able to pretend it's not happening
Listen, you don't even have to be dating men for it to affect you I mean, dating right now sounds like a circle of hell, but the effect in public spaces, politics, school, the workplace? Also a creepy circle of hell
I am an ancient historian and I write about ancient things, but that chapter in the book I just published, about boys and men consuming and producing images of women they make up, and those images persisting to obscure and replace the real women around them in daily, even intimate, interactions?
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 2mo agoIt was this one, and, yes, I do believe that was an All In first.
This week in crone-ism (not to be confused w/cronyism): learned I've aged into "sorry you can't get in to see that OB/GYN for a breast lump assessment because you're too old" (i.e. > 50, even tho still bleeding). It's not history's greatest outrage, way worse BS happening in healthcare but for real?
There are two wolves inside of you. A fantastic result for the rewilding project you've been developing in your chest for the last few years.
There’s a queen (Saltina Shaker) on Canada’s Drag Race S6 who out of drag is totally giving Joe Elliot from Def Leppard and I’m obsessed. Am I thinking it’s time for a shag mullet in my life? 💯YES.
fitting that the team with the fifth best record is attracting Riley Gaines
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 2mo agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 2mo agoa few anti trans activists are protesting outside of target center ahead of the minnesota lynx game against sophie cunningham’s indiana fever… they are being drowned out
OLIVIA MILES SAID I DONT KNOW HOW MANY GENDERS THERE ARE I AM ROOKIE OF THE YEAR I JUST GOT HERE.
