I don't think you're ready for this jelly. Not until you eat your sprouts.
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish because it turns out Dre's using AI
Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · 3d agoDr. Dre Says He Uses AI to Produce Songs https://gizmodo.com/dr-dre-says-he-uses-ai-to-produce-songs-2000802009
I've got the moves like Jagger's. Unfortunately, it's Mr. Jaggers from Great Expectations.
Right, can't sit here, mucking around on Bluesky all day, it's time for a dog walk ... 🐾🐾
My guitar teacher is a real stickler for practice. Makes me fret.
And those are the latest pathetic attempts at humour. I apologise for my brain. x
Spider-Man is always prepared for wet weather; that's why he's known as Peter Parka.
Pleasingly in depth reporting by a local paper of this prolific criminal
Brynley Heaven@brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 5d agoVegetarian cat banned from hipster cafe
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1/3 Good news. I was in the local cafe calling rescue places when Claire arrived and jokingly said to a lady buying coffee "would you like a dog?" Turns out she was planning to go to Battersea dogs home for exactly that.
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"I’m not a fan of Riverdance," I told Michael, flatly.
Just seen the headline 'Local Man Found Safe and Well'. Lucky guy. Imagine finding both of those things.
Nice joke you got there. Be a shame if someone ‘improved’ it in the replies.
I always get my pizza delivered. I've no idea why they put liver on it in the first place.
I'm on Five Live at about 11.30. (It won't look anything like this. It would be weird if it took place at the Times Radio studios and I'm at home on zoom. But gives the idea)
Frank the Hedgehog is back and ringworm-free after three long months of treatment!
"Could've worded that better". Me, after everything I post.
Disclaimer: This is my back door Disclaimer 2: I do not own a cat
Watching "Inside Llewyn Davis" and as well as having a wonderful if melancholic time, it spawned this passing whimsy: The famous cat(s) that Llewyn keeps losing and finding across the Village. Well guess who also lost a ginger tom around the same time in the same part of town ... . #filmsky
Bad night all round for Reform it seems
Election Maps UK@electionmaps.uk · 2w agoAlmondbury (Kirklees) Council By-Election Result: 🔶 LDM: 43.9% (+14.5) ➡️ RFM: 27.0% (-10.0) 🌳 CON: 13.2% (+4.4) 🌍 GRN: 8.7% (-8.0) 🌹 LAB: 4.5% (-3.4) 🙋 Ind: 2.6% (New) Liberal Democrat GAIN from Reform UK. Changes w/ 2026.