putting on clothes. my shirts are always backwards, collars all fucked up. one sock pulled up over my pants leg. tag sticking out from a place it doesn’t even make sense to have a tag. kids pointing and laughing while I try to extract my arm from the neck hole

Jennifer C. Martin@notreallyjcm.bsky.social · yesterday

What's something mundane that you're terrible at? For instance, I'm the absolute worst at being able to read people's special customized vanity plates. They have to be absolutely straightforward for me to get them

just starting to go through stuff. I didn’t even know my mom had a Reddit account.

I have Some FUCKING Thoughts

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money

Jeanie Poling, 1959-2026. Love you, Mom. Anything you didn’t give us wasn’t worth having.

everything, every day, gets a little darker and a little more rotten. and every light we left burning, every foundation we leave on which to stand, is that much more to be celebrated.

Guess I just gotta reup this every time some high profile media figure talks about transgender athletes and the WNBA.

Sydney Bauer@sydney-bauer.com · 2w ago

I wrote about how angry I feel watching people write columns about trans women in sports.

the San Francisco giants can partner with my nutsack

McCovey Chronicles@mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · last wk.

Kalshi has announced that they’ve partnered with the Giants. So, yes, to answer your question, the season COULD get even worse

i am 200% certain that another one of the 4 or 5 media companies remaining will overpay for the right to air 55 year old Randy Orton doing chinlocks

Warren Hayes@mrwarrenhayes.show · last wk.

ESPN won't be renewing its deal with WWE when it comes up in a couple of years, due to "culture and synergy” issues between the two companies, as reported by @bjbethel.bsky.social WWE joined the app just about a year ago. 🤼‍♂️ www.sescoops.com/article/late...

"9 of 10 dentists recommend" factoid actually just statistical error. Teeths Georg, who possesses 10,000 dental licenses to enable his Great Harvest, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

What if we...

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · last wk.

But maybe in a more condensed form so the button doesn't have to be the size of a CD I just feel like the "NO A.I." buttons attract slopsuckers who immediately want to proselytize about it and that is not a conversation I am going to be able to have without someone getting severely mandibled

Arena ban "TBD"? Amazing players, amazing sport, the W as an organization is a joke. Banning Kanter from games is the easiest decision ever. www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...

Sources: Kanter Freedom not WNBA-eligible; arena ban TBD

The WNBA has not announced any plans to ban Enes Kanter Freedom from attending future games but, according to multiple sources, the ex-NBA player will not be eligible to play in the league.

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This is the plot of the Expanse

Matthew Gertz@mattgertz.bsky.social · last wk.

Checking in on what they're mad about today besides the WNBA

in many ways, Enes Kanter is the Enes Kanter of right wing culture warriors (slow reactions, hopelessly lost defending his own end, everyone on the floor knows exactly what he’s gonna try to do)

Lifetime ban, please and thank you. At this point the WNBA has to admit they’ve actively allowed a safety risk.

Maggie Hendricks@maggiehendricks.bsky.social · last wk.

Enes Kanter just got in a yelling match with Natasha Cloud after he came onto the court and he's being ejected from the building. He had to be escorted out.

It's basically the movie this post is about; outside of Kurosawa you could hardly do better

Tranny Oakley@rhena.bsky.social · last wk.

watched sword of doom for the third time with a friend and folks that movie really is just that fucking good. god damn i wish i was smart enough to sell it correctly but if you even kinda like samurai movies j think you would love it

If I want to start arguments I sometimes say that science fiction isn't a literature of prediction, it's a literature of extrapolated consequences. If it's 1890, "in the future there will be cars" is boring-ass mere prediction. "Because of cars there will be vast traffic jams" is extrapolation. 🧵

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2w ago

Science fiction writers miss a bunch of things/overinvest in other things because science fiction writers are shit at predicting the future. The ambitious ones attempt allegory, but mostly we're making up cool shit we think can sell to an editor. If we could predict the future, we'd be investors.

Kat’s first time watching the cubs, immediately referring to PCA as a “Targaryen looking motherfucker”

[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp

however funny you think this is going to be, you have no idea how funny it actually is

Shameka ❤️🏀@shameka23.bsky.social · 2w ago

How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA

Mainstream Sports columnists, as a whole, are largely incurious dipshits. Usually this doesn’t matter when they’re asking “why can’t Ohtani hit more home runs” but the second they have to face any real issues they’re completely fucked

John Canzano@johncanzano.bsky.social · 2w ago

No point in having a columnist if you're spiking columns. This Seattle Times v. Matt Calkins mess blew up like a hand grenade. I'm spilling some tea today. Read:

Do you understand what a dereliction of journalistic duty it is, in an article ostensibly about Sophie Cunningham, to get a quote *from the fucking founder of XX-XY Athletics* but not a single quote from a transgender person or organization bsky.app/profile/itsm...

Meghan L. Hall@itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 2w ago

EXCLUSIVE: "People are like, 'You have a platform. Use it,' and then once you use it, it's like, 'Go back to playing basketball.'” "We can be a great example of how to do both." Sophie Cunningham talks the ongoing WNBA discourse around trans athletes:

BITCH!!!!!!!!

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · last yr.

it literally never fails

the government of canada’s advice on what to do if you encounter a moose is “moose are unpredictable” & I just feel like this is a particularly dazzling proof of that

furry hater@furry-hater.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dan Wilson might not make it to October

i don't know who thought it was a good idea for the high-profile pedophiles in charge of our government to develop a makework program for lesser known pedophiles within our federal policing apparatus. but i disagree with them

Spencer Ackerman@attackerman.bsky.social · 2w ago

ICE and CBP are full of rapists and child predators. A new report details it in horrific detail.

I can assure you that DSA is not backed by the Heritage Foundation. this Bulwark guy is, though

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2w ago

"The DSA—the official organ—is forking nuts. So nuts that if you told me that the DSA was a false flag operation run by the Heritage Foundation in order to discredit the Democratic party, it would make sense." Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social:

also if you want some good news sooner than that, Bo Davidson’s AAA OPS has gone from .526 to .820 in the last five games. now admittedly, all of these games were played in Las Vegas. but still

reuben@liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 2w ago

god I can’t wait for the 2029 giants, especially because they will presumably feature almost none of the 2026 giants