Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
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Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
The EKCO Hostess Trolley - heat-reproportioning entire four course meal serving station on wheels, predicated on notion that a woman's place in the kitchen can now be in every room in the house and suggestion of glamour undermined by hyper-functional design. timworthington.org/2026/08/07/l...
Gonnae watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture again for the overture at the start and the ridiculously long sequence where Scotty takes Kirk to the Enterprise in a wee Space Invacar.
Things you can say in a swingers club as well as in a restaurant review for Kent Online.
Just discovered the first time Batman and Superman met in live action on screen.
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I see the Man With The Golden Gun is on telly. ITV showing a Bond film? It must be a day with a ‘y’ in it.
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent sacrificial human meal in a giant labyrinth?”
Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · yesterdayMy sister sent me a screenshot of a story about a 34 year old man being arrested in Yellowstone “after he dressed in a homemade bison costume and spent nearly two hours chasing tourists” and I never wanted a dumb ‘satire’ thing to be true so much
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“Do you know Martha’s Harbour?” “Yes.” “Could you please go jump in it?” #TOTP
ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE LEFT WAP BAM BOOGIE ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT FASCIST CUNTS #TOTP
I hope whoever was organising the sound on this edition of #totp never worked on the show again.
Always gave kudos to Kim Wilde for being in the “pop star of the year” contest on Vic Reeves Big Night Out. Her opponent was ‘the male pop star’, who was actually Sinbad off Brookside. #TOTP
