I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass

lmfaoooo

honestly, i'm still wondering just what it was Budd Dwyer brought for lunch that made everyone freak out like that

Dell, Like the Computer@tgirl.fail · last yr.

It's a shame Budd Dwyer never got to see 9/11

It's a shame Budd Dwyer never got to see 9/11

Life of Pi Is bullshit. The whole movie is a lie. Fuck movies

Forget it jake its vagina town

How does evil dead 2013 have the same imdb score as evil dead rise wth

Rabbids are spawn of Yakub

Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug

thinking about this thing i drew in 2022

Date a republican? No thank you lmaooo

Heavy is the 6 that wears the 7

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

my gooner wife won’t stop rubbing her stupid ass pussy

gubgoufditdbubigi

[🐨 in a rap battle] MC: yo, somebody come get this freak! cuz this pipsqueak’ll be six feet deep, when i pull up with a switch like— 🐨: eucalyptus trees? MC: um.. ya face? so shootable, it’s your funeral! putchu down under like— 🐨: marsupials? MC: wtf 🐼: and time 🐨: checkitout! fuck you and—

"Knotting ham"??? Damn bro that's crazy but you do you i guess

its crazy how Frank Sinatra sang "Fly Me To The Moon" just a decade before the first Frank Sinatra landed on the moon

One of the more difficult ones of these I’ve seen (both the content and Guitar Hero-ing to it)

so abby and i have a new place lined up but now they won't let us move in until the middle of next month. so that means paying rent on this place for another month on top of dealing with the deposit on the new place. i hate having to ask for help so much but @commiesamantha on venmo if anyone can

dress for the job you want

So vamp got trapped under a building for 2 days and started drinking his familys blood to "survive" but like you can survive for 3 days without water i think he just did that for fun honestly

Stepmom vomiting on your dick and apologizing profusely hitting herself in the head saying she's stupid repeatedly ASMR

You're laughing? A pig has balls so gigantic that they protrude out under the asshole so that when the pig shits the shit gets stuck on the balls and you're laughing?

what do you know about $6 swamp pussy!!!