Toronto Blow Jays

Put Vladdy on IR or whatever

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

the most Toronto outcome possible now is that the Jays go on a generational run, make the World Series and lose to Gausman pulling off a 2026 sequel to what Yamamoto did

Thank god Jeff Hoffman is someone else’s problem now

Maybe Ross is playing 4D chess and he’s gonna flip these guys for Tarik Skubal

Ben Nicholson-Smith@bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 3d ago

Southisene described by an exec as an ultra undersized SS (5’7”, 170) with bat to ball skills (.311 AVG, .431 OBP at Class A) and speed (31 SB) but no power (0 HR as a professional) Bateman said to have bat to ball skills (.312 AVG, 65 Ks, 60 BB) as well with plus glove in CF

I mean, sovereignty comes with responsibility, after all

Really annoying our baseball game today was delayed due to all the USian wildfires

Go Cubs?

All time most pathetic follow up to a World Series season. Stripped for parts for the fucking Cubs. Gross.

The 2026 Blue Jays died as they lived: playing like absolute dogshit

Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:

Vladdy is so awful this year. God damn.

The dodgers must be stopped.

TSN@tsnofficial.bsky.social · 4d ago

🚨 BLOCKBUSTER 🚨 The Los Angeles Dodgers are trading for back-to-back American League Cy Young winner, Tarik Skubal. In return the Detroit tigers will receive Zyhir Hope, River Ryan, and Brady Smith, per Jeff Passan. #MLB

Don’t trade Gausman. Please trade Hoffman. Guy has loser stink.

The Origin of Creed:

Hail Sagan ™️@hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d ago

You know nothing about cheesecake

polyrhythms are easier than you think here is the math using 9:5 as an example (and using 16ths as the unit) 9: 1 beat every 5 sixteenth notes 5: 1 beat every 9 sixteenth notes |....|....|....|....|....|....|....|....|.... |........|........|........|........|........ now make a groove out of it

miles morkri@milesmorkri.bsky.social · last mo.

i'm working 9:5

This is fantastic playing

miles morkri@milesmorkri.bsky.social · 5d ago

headed to 7:11

Dear Jays: Please sign guys who can mash next season. I’m so tired of this shit.

Joe Siddall sucks. Killed the vibes of the Jays.

Dylan Cease rules

Thong Song

I think Stacey's Mom might be the best pop song of all time

This administration truly cannot live down the assessment that they'd all prefer to be podcasting than doing their actual jobs.

Brandy Zadrozny@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 6d ago

Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

PARADISE LOST - dashare.zone ADMIN

It’s nice to see everyone’s textual analysis of The Odyssey It’s almost like the humanities give you entertainment, feelings, pleasure, and fun/interesting stuff to talk about, as well as lenses into both past and current society