Seriously, what *upside* is there in hiring Gavin Wilkinson, KNOWING WHAT WE KNOW YOU KNOW. Not joking. WHY.

Fuck, it's been a day.

LOLtra gonna LOLtra.

Jeff Carlisle@jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social · 14h ago

The San Jose Earthquakes confirm to ESPN that they have hired former Portland Thorns/Timbers executive Gavin Wilkinson as a consultant until the end of the 2026 season. More details here. #Quakes74 #RCTID #BAONPDX www.espn.com/soccer/story...

I finally showed Porco Rosso (1992) to my youngest son. 🛩️

Trading on the fears and lives of real, hurting people is real "dustbin of history" behavior. Into the sea with these assholes.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 18h ago

oh boy does this guy suck

An unserious world where you can both be an elite out of touch intellectual and living in your car.

<wakes up, pulls the curtains back>

What in the multiverse of fuckwittery is this? Not even remotely surprised but fuck me… let’s not even get into the complete misread of a character and hope Mickey Mouse puts a web grenade of lawsuits so far up their arseholes they sneeze injunctions.

i learned chinese so i could ensure my tattoo actually says "i am sexy garfield"

Pile Of Garbage@pileofgarbage.net · last mo.

Chinese people constantly clowning on the idiot gweilo. c/o Jessie Zhang: www.instagram.com/jessiez888

We're finally getting it.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · yesterday

Ahhh, Oregon

domo arigato

Oh it’s gonna be THIS sort of an apocalypse is it.

Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 2d ago

Breaking news: Scientists in the US have for the first time used artificial intelligence to create viruses unknown in nature, a milestone that promises advances in healthcare but also raises important biosafety and biosecurity concerns. ft.trib.al/Uk6VCRG

HOW ABOUT THE BIN.

NPR@npr.org · 2d ago

President Trump's proposed arch in Memorial Circle would intrude on dozens of nearby sites, says the National Park Service. But there's been minimal discussion of alternate locations. n.pr/3UhcwzP

This is like launching a fart bomb in a conference room and trying to slip out and lock the door. You don't get to do that. You need to held accountable for smelling up the joint, and we'll all remember what an asshole you are for the attempt.

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d ago

After unleashing a storm with her comments on transgender athletes, Sophie Cunningham now wants to focus on basketball. awfulannouncing.com/wnba/sophie-...

Or, you know...didn't.

Free Blue Bunny. Jail Max Miller. Good night.

No they didn't.

Goldstein@goldstein.latinsky.app · 3d ago

They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

"Congratulations, team!" <chocks gun>

Insider Gaming@insider-gaming.com · 3d ago

Halo Studios Hit by Layoffs After Campaign Evolved Launch insider-gaming.com/halo-studios...

Adorable.

Sam Kunti@samindrakunti.bsky.social · 3d ago

It reads a bit like parody. Update from the FIFA president. All the ’lads’ in the room in Rabat owe their job to Infantino. Interesting line - “Fifa will no longer tolerate any attacks on its integrity.”

I assure you the scratch marks will only be on the inside of that wall.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

They could always sign up to give comment at a public meeting.

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 3d ago

New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

Good morning and fuck off forever, Carville.

This is 💯 not true. It is never a choice between ‘taking big tech’s money and doing nothing’. A stronger moral imperative is NOT to take the money and the strings attached to it - particularly if you do not and cannot yet understand the implications

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 3d ago

“Teaching educators about AI is a ‘moral imperative’, said Randi Weingarten, the AFT president.” “And without outside funding, it was a choice between taking big tech’s money or doing nothing, she said.”

I don't know. Maybe we ought to BAN NDAs between corrupt sports ownership, data centers, other billionaire toys and public agencies. Getting tired of being lectured and fleeced by emotionally underdeveloped bros and slobbering sycophant public servants.

@wrightkatu.bsky.social · 3d ago

NEW: Internal emails obtained by KATU show Portland Trail Blazers leaders debated whether to respond to the City of Portland's questions on key pieces of a proposed Moda Center deal, with one executive saying the city's requests felt like "a trap”. katu.com/news/investi...

I know I haven't been paying attention but went to look at Aug22 tix so my mother could see Tobin one more time and noticed that my comp ticket was not renewed. So, I guess the value of that one project is a little over 1.3k. What a value.