She’s not an office cat, she’s a tiny desk consort.

This is Loki, our Maine Coon and the cat of our hearts, and he went missing today. We have no idea how he got out, but he’s an elder, indoor cat, the whole region’s in an intense heat wave, and we’re really scared. I doubt I have any followers here in Martinez, CA, but if so, help? It’s SO hot

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

Same Dems, same

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 6d ago

finally, the Democratic party has a plan.

PSA:

Aaron Cohen@unlikelywords.bsky.social · 5d ago

If you don’t care how they look and just want to make quick fast choco tacos at home this is how I make quick fast choco tacos in about 20 minutes.

Bought this for my D&D playing daughter, it’s a gorgeous book. Highly recommend.

Stacy King@stacyking.com · 6d ago

Both Penguin Random House and our booth sold out of Dungeons & Dragons Crochet before the end of the first day of GenCon. I am blown away by the support and we are trying to find out if we can rush ship more copies to the show (fingers crossed 🤞).

Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.

Nathan Daniel Hernandez@natedhernandez.bsky.social · last wk.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.

FAKE NEWS, BIGFOOT HAS PROPORTIONALLY BIG NATURALS

I was thinking more along the lines of the Uncle Fucker song from the South Park movie, but this works:

Matt Gabriele@profgabriele.com · last wk.

The thing you can do to counter this is to play a Disney or Taylor Swift song very loudly so that when the “evangelist” posts the video they be hit with a takedown order

The thing you can do to counter this is to play a Disney or Taylor Swift song very loudly so that when the “evangelist” posts the video they be hit with a takedown order

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

Some professional news about my NEXT book and the release date for the paperback edition of John Candy latenighter.com/news/paul-my...

Paul Myers Is Writing a Catherine O’Hara Biography - LateNighter

First on LateNighter: Paul Myers, the author behind last year’s well-received 'John Candy: A Life in Comedy,' is turning his attention to another Canadian comedy great: Catherine O’Hara.

latenighter.com

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Matthew L Reznicek@drreznicek.bsky.social · last wk.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher.

Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun@caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ruin a book by adding a word: Snow White and the Seven Sex Dwarves #IsntItNice #SugarAndSpice

Great article about a great songwriter

Paste Magazine@pastemagazine.bsky.social · 2w ago

Most of us spend our entire lives trying to figure out how to say what we mean. Fiona Apple figured it out when she was a teenager, releasing her debut album 'Tidal' on this day in 1996. www.pastemagazine.com/music/fiona-...

John Cena's so fuckin funny. I had to go back and look at him and Tweety Bird at the end one more time lol

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2w ago

Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme

I've been working on this for a few weeks now on @giantbomb.com, ready to share it out. Still got a ways to go, collecting blurbs/citing sources. giantbomb.com/the-most-imp...

If you have to adopt republican policy to beat republicans, republicans still won. Glad I could clear that up for you.

I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3w ago

Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli

Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness.

Finn y Jake Chocala

Alt: Finn the Human and his bestie Jake the Dog

static.klipy.com

Seth Trueger@mdaware.org · 3w ago

Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness.

Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness.

James Goodwin@jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 3w ago

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

New litter PSA just dropped

This person/thread is spot on (my litmus test movie was Shakes the Clown).

Gluon Spring@gluonspring.bsky.social · 3w ago

When I was dating my now wife she showed me the movie Koyaanisqatsi. She later told me that if I’d responded negatively to it she would have dumped me. It was the kind of art she loved and she wasn’t going to waste time making long term plans with someone who didn’t appreciate it also.

What an incredible honor, and DOOM is the only video game on the list! Congrats to DOOM devs, players, modders, and the entire games community. This one is for all of us. Thanks @gene.meme and @washingtonpost.com !

(you can do this directly here) (tell everyone) (even the TREES)

PRE-ORDER THE CALAMITIES FROM THE DOYLESTOWN AND LAHASKA BOOKSHOPS

All pre-orders will be signed by the author and include a unique personalization featuring your very own, unique-to-you, DEMONIC ANCESTOR, written just for you on a diabolical postcard that may or may...

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As an epidemiologist, I declare this to be an excellent substitute for fruits and vegetables during the cyclosporiasis epidemic.

Found out this isn't real; somebody just put it up to dick on the hoity-toit who complained about the old cars in the lot behind the fence, which is so much funnier.

Sub Pop is sending our love to L7's bassist, Jennifer Finch, who was diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer. If you are financially able, please consider donating to her GoFundMe to help cover urgent medical and rehabilitation costs, and in-home care expenses.

Happy Birthday to Lord Richard! Also shout out to @cornerlaughers.bsky.social (one of my favorite bands) for his song.

East Bay Times@eastbaytimes.com · 4w ago

Lord Richard, the world’s oldest living turkey vulture, is celebrating a record milestone and inviting everyone to join the celebration.