Guy who assumes that if something is gold-colored it must be solid gold.
Uncle Big Bad
@dont.bsky.social
he/him Be careful what you put in your head #ToddRundgren
A threesome? Too much going on at once. I can’t even back out of the driveway while the radio’s on.
the lunatic: four score & quite some time ago a woman found me wandering around in a 7-eleven with 25 cents in my pocket & zero direction in life. so, she bought me a slurpee & some nachos & the next thing i knew we were married & suddenly
You seem like a prime candidate for the Total Perspective Vortex.
what if we just dove around town listening to music while you show me stuff?
Squelch is an excellent word. You don’t need the definition, you get the general idea.
Too many people are suspiciously good at things and it’s making the rest of us look bad.
The most gullible person alive: Hey you guys the Iran war is almost over.
To direct my attention from the structural madness of society I will be getting really mad at individual people for the foreseeable future.
In the 90s I had an Oldsmobile Achieva, and despite the ugly exterior styling and stupid name it was a great car.
daughter: dad there’s lightning. me: it’s okay honey we’re safe in the car. daughter: why? me: umm [opens door and rolls out]
If you listen to enough public radio you start to talk like you’re always narrating a PowerPoint deck.
(tavern comedian): ya see these formations and it’s like why don’t they make the whole footsoldier out of the shield? (inventor of armor, spitting out mead): fetch my scribe!
Met another “It doesn’t matter who gets elected they’re all the same” asshole and yup they’re still more annoying than outright maga chuds.
My gratitude journal is just butts I saw while waiting in queues
Thinking about the time i went to a planetarium and someone booed when they showed the earth
Watching a thing happen without wanting to describe it in words is an underrated activity.
I feel like democratic politicians believe that conflict creates division, when it’s actually divisions that are creating conflict.
If only Americans could have some sort of dialogue with their own subconscious.