When it comes to hockey, I've got 'em. Lots.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat.bsky.social · 4h ago

I think maybe we've forgotten that you can dislike a player for any reason. You don’t have to invent politics they don’t have. Just be a hater, it's fine, it’s sports, you do not have to justify it.

I don’t know if I never noticed before, but Reacher has remarkably similar cadence and rhythm in his speech as Wayne from Letterkenny

When you've reached Tuesday night after a Monday you realize you should've taken off, finding four pieces of homemade fried chicken in the fridge is a godsend.

It's true.

Yes, yes they do.

Hoosier Homer is reading Crucible of War by Fred Anderson@hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 6h ago

i'm here to tell you that french fries and refried beans go together perfectly

2026 is a year of rural fire, Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social, climate scientist @ucanr.edu, told @nancywalecki.bsky.social “This is an extraordinary fire season in the American West. It just hasn’t been in California”

Nancy Kathryn Walecki@nancywalecki.bsky.social · 16h ago

If you want to know what this fire season has been like, talk to the ranchers spending 36 straight hours on military surplus dozers from the Vietnam War... so I did! Best part of reporting this story was trying to get ranchers to brag about themselves :) www.theatlantic.com/science/2026...

EMS tips for adult caregivers: Please, I beg y’all, if you are a caregiver for a parent or adult patient- have the conversation about DNR and Advanced Directives. Full codes are a traumatic event for the patient and the family. Get the DNR or AD and have a copy on the fridge 💜

💯 & while you're at it: If you have relationships with them, try to ensure you know what's up with their will/estate, medical/financial power of attorney, beneficiaries are up to date on all financial accts & life insurance policies, details of trust documents... Even if you think they don't have $

Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 8h ago

if your parents are still reasonably healthy, start looking up filial responsibility laws and what exists in terms of long-term care options sooner rather than later because it is an EXTREMELY unpleasant surprise

L'deracola for one.

Dave Infante@dinfontay.com · 6h ago

[roy batty from blade runner voice] i've seen COLAs you people wouldn't believe

In case your brain’s also tired and sad here’s a floral pick-me-up I grew:

Bless the cultural amalgamation that is al pastor. So good!

On tonight's episode of Brits Being Baller: Biplane versus Battleship! Because nothing says fuck you like a well-dropped torpedo.

John Bull@garius.bsky.social · 10h ago

See also Bismarck. In the cinema, crippled by a stoic Fairey Swordfish crew watching their target reticule. in reality, the navigator was hanging over the side, arse in the air, shouting NOT YET NOT YET then SPLOSH! dropped the torpedo at the exact point in the wave to run at the perfect depth.

Important kitty support needed, both for the cats and to make sure someone's remaining time can be spent knowing their kitties will be loved when they're gone. These are the moments that make us human. So do read, and consider, if you can. If not, spread the word.

Shecky@shecky.bsky.social · 6d ago

FRIENDS IN THE NYC AREA: Okay, this is a tough one, but please bear with me. My wife's lifelong friend has stage 4 pancreatic cancer and is desperately seeking a home for his two cats when that time comes. The elder, Wally, is something like 13 years old and DELIGHTFULLY dim. The younger, Doris,

Destroyer hoon! Fantastic thread, an epitome of man shall be known by his enemies.

John Bull@garius.bsky.social · 2y ago

Roope's nickname among his crew was 'Old Ardover', a nod to his penchant for treating Glowworm like something from Tokyo Drift. This is what he now did, dropping smoke and throwing the ship hard over, engines screaming, to try and get into cover before the German ships could get firing solutions /6

God damn. What a sea story!

John Bull@garius.bsky.social · 2y ago

Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts. Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵

Blazing Saddles really had a joke for every single fucked up occasion in our current life 

"Yoink!" the dragon said. "That's mine now." I took a breath to protest but was distracted by being able to take a breath. I took a few more, without a coughing fit. "You healed me?" "Pff. Why would I do that? I stole your cough for my hoard." "You hoard illnesses? I can help you find more!"

Hudson Hornet Convertible Brougham 1951. - source Cars & Motorbikes Stars of the Golden era.

Computer scientist Margaret Hamilton coined the term “software engineer.” She directed the Software Engineering Division at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab & led development of the on-board flight software for NASA’s Apollo Guidance Computer. She was born #OTD in 1936 & turns 90 today! #WomenInSTEM

IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE NEED TO REGULATE THE MARKET GUYS! Who could have POSSiBLY imagined biz wouldn't have the public's best interest at heart?!

Woman Faints in Spanish

ALT: Woman Faints in Spanish

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The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4d ago

The Trump administration delayed a rule last year that could have sped up the effort to pinpoint the source of the cyclospora contamination. Experts say that food safety oversight in the U.S. has eroded overall. nyti.ms/4g9Ubxv

“Walking a mischievous donkey” is just begging to be a euphemism.

Josephine beckbook.com Riesman@josie.zone · 5d ago

POV: YOU ARE WALKING A MISCHIEVOUS DONKEY

Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your weirdness.

How do you answer your phone? County morgue: you stab 'em, we slab 'em!

Get Shit Done Girl 🐕🐕🐕🐕@tmfloressb.bsky.social · 4d ago

How do you answer your phone? THIS NUMBER IS ON THE DO NOT CALL REGISTRY

So, what does that mean for women's hockey? $12 billion gets a lot of ice time and twigs.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d ago

so Mark Walter, who was at the White House recently, is under investigation by the Trump administration and just so happened to abruptly sell one of America’s premier sports franchises to the brother of Trump’s son in law 🤔

Husky Canon EOS R5 RF 24-105mm f/4L IS

Life goals. Also, drinking copious amounts of coffee and tea as a job requirement.

Jen@ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 7d ago

I wish there was a way I could get paid for reading books all day.

Sounds like quite a bit of bother on their end.

Marcel Dirsus@marceldirsus.com · 7d ago

They can't. They're too busy fighting back against the national security threat posed by Winnie the Pooh memes

ANNOUNCEMENT: All our sundials will be out of order this evening between about 6pm and 8pm, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In unrelated news, enjoy the eclipse later... Photos: Mike Selby, Annapurna Mellor, Chris Davies, John Millar

I hate incomplete MSDS's. Despise. Loathe. Spit upon.