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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · last wk.

CBS reports that Ashley Moody did precisely what the entire GOP has accused Tim Walz of doing -- and yet, somehow, that crack fraud task force has not arrested the GOP nominee for Senate. www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/f...

As Florida Attorney General, it was Moody and her office that approved the diversion of $10 million of taxpayer money to the Hope Florida Foundation. And the Attorney General did so without placing any of the safeguards or guardrails her office would typically require to make sure the money was properly spent.

These funds were intended to expand Medicaid for children in Florida, but instead they ended up in the bank accounts of a pair of political action committees, one of which was controlled by the governor and his chief of staff, James Uthmeier.

And that was the money that DeSantis used to defeat Amendment 3.

Amendment 3 garnered 56% of the vote in November 2024, just shy of the 60% needed to pass. And two months after the amendment failed, DeSantis appointed Moody to the United States Senate, and he appointed Uthmeier to replace Moody as attorney general.

The diversion of $10 million from a Medicaid settlement into the Hope Florida Foundation and then into the political action committees fighting Amendment 3 was uncovered through a series of legislative hearings in 2025 in the Florida House. And it prompted one Republican legislator to call it a criminal act.

"This is a misuse of Medicaid money," Republican State Rep. Alex Andrade told CBS Miami in August 2025. "This is money laundering."

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · last wk.

this timeline sucks

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
ANIMALS
Humans are no longer the only primates that go through menopause

foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · last wk.

[shoving a gun in your mouth] DIP YOUR BREAD IN THE SOUP... NOW!!!

cropped youtube screenshot of home page recommendation for "Europeans REFUSE to Dip Grilled Cheese in Soup... Until This Happens!"

Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · last wk.

Zohran Mamdani must apologize for Spider-Man eating Little Caesars in New York

Joshua Rivera@jmrivera.bsky.social · last wk.

two biggest complaints: 1. spider man is still on computer! Get him away from that shit. He can stick to walls and swing from webs why does he need computer. no more screen time for Peter 2. Eating little Caesar’s in NEW YORK CITY. I almost walked out

fish video @ellekiwami.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Bark Like A Dog (1/27)

The words Bark Like A Dog in bright red in a dark blue darkness. In the bottom left section of the page a dog is mid bark, her eyes reflecting a bright red. In the top right: Bark Like A Dog By Ellie

scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · last yr.

After 9/11, Martin Scorsese filmed a little tribute doc to his New York neighbourhood. I have never stopped thinking about Lou Di Palo’s cheese shop ever since and urge everyone complaining about “immigrants taking over” to watch this clip ❤️

Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · last wk.

Square-Enix's Sigma Harmonics is an enthralling mix of murder mystery and, um, music-conducting RPG-ish battles: kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2021/03/08/b...

Sigma Harmonics: Back to the future (via murders and music)

Poisoned drinks, deadly falls preceded by a malicious push, heavy candlesticks swung at the back of someone’s head, jealous lords offing innocent princes… murder’s been a popular …

kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com

David M Willis!@damnyouwillis.bsky.social · last wk.

did you though

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · last wk.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 12

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · last wk.

I like to believe that Martin Sheen got the role of Jed Bartlet because of this

Martin Sheen in Spawn speaking with flatulent clown played by John Leguizamo

Collective Action Comics Podcast @cacomixpod.bsky.social · last wk.

Krypto driving a tank. I have no idea what issue this is from.

mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 2y ago

Dinette Set remains undefeated

max asher miller @maxashermiller.bsky.social · 2w ago

My great-grandfather was among the first Jews sent to Dachau, but it had operated for 8 years prior. He arrived to find a concentration camp already full of communists and other leftist dissidents. The public's acceptance of their incarceration paved the road for his own.

Noah Berlatsky@nberlat.bsky.social · 2w ago

fascists use anti leftism to build power and co opt centrists and liberals. they are doing this right now! this is what all the gibberish anti communist rhetoric is about!

Iridium Wolf @iridiumwolf.bsky.social · 2w ago

This would be a great story to tell your senator about when calling or writing about all the shit censorship bills like KOSA.

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2w ago

Mark Zuckerberg's assistant at Meta, Josh Felker, who was responsible for Meta's "digital experiences for kids," was arrested after admitting he tried to sext a 13-year-old during an undercover sting. nypost.com/2026/07/20/u...

Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 2w ago

LIBERALS: Why do you people always say we have to destroy capitalism, all we have to do is elect enough Democrats and they’ll reform it into something that works for everybody COMMUNISTS: A company that got rich making shackles for slaves is still in business making restraints for migrant workers

Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · 2w ago

Lemme tell you about the angel of history being blown backwards into the future: The shackles these people have been put in are Hiatt brand, same company founded in 1780 to mass produce shackles for slaver ships.

eva (^_^)/@eva.computer · 4w ago

The thread o’ tweets@threadotweets.bsky.social · last yr.

The Pumpkin Pie Dipshit @HelloCullen
Theres a part of the "kiss from a rose" video where it's edited to look like batman is shocked by how good Seal is at singing

Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 4w ago

Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FAMOUS HOLIDAY DISH TO BRING A SAD GROUP TOGETHER.

A - BREADED CHICKEN FINGERS

Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 4w ago

A child's drawing of a cat saying "I am grateful" underneath some text saying "thankyou for carefully removing my cat's testicles".

Jodi Pickens 🏳️‍🌈🖖✨@jodipickens.bsky.social · 4w ago

Art question 🎨 What painting, photograph, sculpture, or piece of visual art has stayed with you long after you first saw it? Not necessarily your favorite. The one that lingered.

Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · last mo.

Paper Ghost Stories: Third Eye Open ($5.09) - a coming of age horror story rendered in gorgeous joss papercraft, all about Ting - a young girl who can see spirits. drawing from malaysian and chinese myths, you'll guide her through 5 uneasy years. store.steampowered.com/app/1983300/...

Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · last mo.

kinda funny that this is exactly the sort of thing salem would do in: -current "anything goes" era Archie -the riverdale tv show as a crossover thing -the 1996 sabrina the teenage witch tv series -the original sabrina the teenage witch comics -basically literally any era of Archie comics

BoringKate@boringkate.com · last mo.

Literally nobody: Sabrina The Teenage Witch's Salem the Cat: I'm gonna force feminize Archie.

Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · last yr.

Bad news, America.

I Suggest ♯Reload @hellojanuaryfg.bsky.social · last mo.

oh hi Geese

Colin Spacetwinks@spacetwinks.bsky.social · last mo.

Yolk Heroes: A Long Tamago ($3.83) - it's an idler-virtual pet-hero-raising sim-RPG! ...and still more! the Fairy Queen has chosen YOU (she's REALLY busy, after all) to raise the legendary hero that will defeat the dark lord. ...so don't fuck it up! store.steampowered.com/app/2417850/...

Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social · last mo.

action therapist trailer 1-4

PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6:

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."

PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building.

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"

PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"

PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy.

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa.

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK:
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.

AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 4w ago

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 4w ago

Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · last mo.

Using the dark arts of dual screen android devices to run Do! Run Run and Mr. Do! at the same time.

mumbleoutage.bsky.social @mumbleoutage.bsky.social · 4w ago

Here lie the Orioles. They never scored.

Beavis as an Oriole doing the Billy Ripken

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4w ago

surprise! we just dropped episode 5 of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND on youtube youtu.be/JcW5Ks8Xt9M?...

THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 5: DAVE ROZEMA

YouTube video by Secret Base

youtu.be

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4w ago

This is not part of the act! Everyone! Please remain calm!

A YouTube video of a game show on NBC titled Wayne Brady Transforms into
Pterodactyl

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4w ago

Me thinking about General Hospital: this show must be about a hospital Every clip of General Hospital Man in military fatigues: I’m proud to announce we’ve captured the radioactive ape