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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 11h ago

A friend of mine took this pic a few years ago of a local station’s error. He sadly died earlier this year. While this isn’t exactly his legacy, it left a huge mark. So everyone please turn your cocks back tonight for Mike.

Turn your cocks back one hour tonight tv ad

respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 3d ago

BOURDAIN: Once you’ve had acorn salad and damson cordial at Redwall Abbey you’ll never stop wanting to crush Cluny the Scourge with a bell.

Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 2y ago

sand ghost @moutheaters
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it's transient, shifting like water
4:36 AM • 2017-11-09

Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · last wk.

You know who I feel sorry for in Star Wars? Sebulba. Imagine you had a chance to kill baby Hitler, but WW2 happened because you came second in a NASCAR race.

Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 2w ago

高妮妮, 程进 ‎– 星迹 (China) (1986) (Synth, Experimental) https://redd.it/fzdzhi https://youtu.be/2MrzO4Ty_Ek

高妮妮, 程进 ‎– 星迹 (China) (1986) (Synth, Experimental)

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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m sorry, Boston. I was only partially familiar with your game.

Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 2w ago

yes but the acolyte didn't get a second season so it was worth it bsky.app/profile/stev...

Steve Rattner@steverattner.bsky.social · 2w ago

Real wages are shrinking year-over-year for the sixth month in a row. The Iran War brought an end to three years of real wage growth.

Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 3w ago

Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA

J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 3w ago

The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 3w ago

I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader

Mei 🪽@meidotwav.bsky.social · 2mo ago

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 2y ago

“Merry Christmas from Hegel,” by the GOAT Anne Carson. aberdeenpoets.wordpress.com/2019/02/06/a...

Merry Christmas from Hegel
It was the year my brother died, I lived up north and had few friends or they all went away. Christmas Day I was sitting in my armchair, reading something about Hegel. You will forgive me if you are someone who knows a lot of Hegel or understands it, I do not and will paraphrase badly, but I understood him to be saying he was fed up with popular criticism of his terrible prose and claiming that conventional grammar, with its clumsy dichotomy of subject and verb, was in conflict with what he called 'speculation'. Speculation being the proper business of philosophy. Speculation being the effort to grasp reality in its interactive entirety. The function of a sentence like 'Rea-son is Spirit was not to assert a fact (he said) but to lay Reason side by side with Spirit and allow their meanings to tenderly mingle in speculation. I was overjoyed by this notion of a philosophic space where words drift in gentle mutual redefinition of one another but, at the same time, wretchedly lonely with all my family dead and here it was Christmas Day, so I put on big boots and coat and went out to do some snow standing. Not since childhood! I had forgot how astounding it is. I went to the middle of a woods. Fir trees, the teachers of this, all around.
Minus twenty degrees in the wind but inside the trees is no wind. The world subtracts itself in layers. Outer sounds like traffic and shoveling vanish. Inner sounds become audible, cracks, sighs, caresses, twigs, birdbreath, toenails of squirrel.

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The Penguin Book of the Prose Poem
The fir trees move hugely. The white is perfectly curved, stunned with itself. Puffs of ice fog and some gold things float up. Shadows rake their motionlessness across the snow with a vibration of other shadows moving crosswise on them, shadow on shadow, in precise velocities. It is very cold, then that, too, begins to subtract itself, the body chills on its surface but the core is hot and it is possible to disconnect the surface, withdraw to the core, where a ravishing peace flows in, so ravishing I am unembarrassed to use the word ravishing, and it is not a peace of separation from the senses but the washing through peace of looking, listening, feeling, at the very core of snow, at the very core of the care of snow. It has nothing to do with Hegel and he would not admire the clumsily conventional sentences in which I have tried to tell about it but I suspect, if I hadn't been trying on the mood of Hegel's particular grammatical indignation that Christmas Day, I would never have gone out to stand in the snow, or stayed to speculate with it, or had the patience to sit down and make a record of speculation for myself as if it were a worthy way to spend an afternoon, a plausible way to change the icy horror of holiday into a sort of homecoming.
Merry Christmas from Hegel.
Anne Carson (2016)

James Greene, Jr.@jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 3w ago

wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 3w ago

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · last mo.

A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.” Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide.

Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”

ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™@trahias.bsky.social · 4w ago

Huang Zhong Yang (Chinese Artist, born 1949) "Blue and White Porcelain", 2009. Oil on Canvas, 101 × 76 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · last mo.

happy pumpkin season! (art from 2014)

a black and white scratchboard drawing. Alternative poster for "It's the great pumpkin, Charlie brown"
It depicts a vast pumpkin patch in which Linus is standing holding a sign. He is looking up at the full moon. In front of the full moon we can see Snoopy in his aviator costume on his doghouse.
All the way in the distance, there is a house and we can see three children in halloween costumes coming out the door.

ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™@trahias.bsky.social · last mo.

Erica Hawkes (Canadian Artist, born 1975) "My Peace", 2020. Acrylic on Canvas, 48" × 36". Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · last mo.

Semele (2025), by Jannik Senium

ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™@trahias.bsky.social · last mo.

"Peder Mørk Mønsted" • 1859-1941 Danish painter "Temple of the Sibyl at Tivoli Italy" • 1884 Oil on canvas • 121 × 95 cm. Private Collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 2y ago

Me (first day as a milking hand on a ranch on Gliese 667 Cc)(shaking hands with the Gliesian hacendado): nice to milk you, I mean Gliese you, I mean meet you, sir. Can’t wait to get a milking tha leche Gliesian hacendado (turning to the seasoned ranch hands): back to work.. jettison the gringo