dxmnkd316
@dxmnkd316.bsky.social
Gopher alum, college hockey die-hard, on-again-off-again amateur photographer, lover of (almost) all things MN. Chemical engineer. Please don't tell my wife about my affair with Excel. He/him
Surprising no one, this piece of shit was holding his daughter’s toy bunny hostage. Real sick stuff.
Abby Vesoulis@abbyvesoulis.bsky.social · 4h agoNEW: Regarding the claims that Rep. Max Miller withheld his toddler's "blue bunny," I have some new screenshots suggesting there was a pattern of Miller not giving the bunny back. There were pleas from multiple people on multiple dates. (Thread: 1/8)
Yo lady baseball has cyborgs, this shit whips
Lucy 🫠 📷@ltotheucy.bsky.social · 6h agoThere is a player on the LA Queens, Brittany Apgar, who has a limb difference and traveled back to Illinois from receiving her first ever batting prosthetic *today* and is 3-for-3 in her first game playing with one. Incredibly cool.
Fuck me. Did I just wake up from a two-year coma? Did AOC win? Are we driving flying cars?
sara g miller@saragmiller.bsky.social · 5h agoBREAKING: FDA approves Moderna's mRNA flu shot, by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
New Coworker: you know, I really like that Sophie Cunningham Me:
Homer Simpson Hiding in Bush Meme
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i support [$democratic_candidate] for [$public_office] and believe that their politics is a perfect fit for [$state]. I would drag my [$genital] over [$harmful_object_or_substance] to vote for [$democratic_candidate] this fall.
Keith@mosheroperandi.bsky.social · yesterdayI support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan.
See, now this is a BMW problem. Not an extensive industry-wide problem. This feature brought to you by the same company that requires a subscription to use seat warmers.
852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 2d agoThis sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.
Fuck it, let’s rank bond films by the Dewey decimal system: 005.8 Computer Security - GoldenEye 070 Journalism - Tomorrow Never Dies 129 Origin and Destiny of the Soul - You Only Live Twice 133.3 Divination - Live & Let Die 327.12 Espionage/Surveillance - Spectre
Cas Piancey@cascoinfoundation.org · 2d agoFuck it, actually, let’s rank fruit. My own list would go: 1. Avocado 2. Lemon (useful as hell) 3. Grape (wine) 4. Orange (so many varietals) 5. Raspberry 6. Strawberry 7. Lime 8. Passionfruit 9. Blackberry 10. Melon
Fuck it, let’s rank bond films by the Dewey decimal system: 005.8 Computer Security - GoldenEye 070 Journalism - Tomorrow Never Dies 129 Origin and Destiny of the Soul - You Only Live Twice 133.3 Divination - Live & Let Die 327.12 Espionage/Surveillance - Spectre
Cas Piancey@cascoinfoundation.org · 2d agoFuck it, actually, let’s rank fruit. My own list would go: 1. Avocado 2. Lemon (useful as hell) 3. Grape (wine) 4. Orange (so many varietals) 5. Raspberry 6. Strawberry 7. Lime 8. Passionfruit 9. Blackberry 10. Melon
Talarico is ahead in Texas and can say this. Why won’t Amy K?
Bruce Mirken@brucemirken.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 2d agoMaddow asked #JamesTalarico about attacks on #trans people and those who think that to win, Dems must "moderate" on trans rights. Talarico answered, "I don't believe we win by selling people out." #Texas
"I have made two of the most right wing freaks in the world bend the knee to a liberal Black woman based on their commitment to a democratic system of government" was pretty solid!
Data, I hope this question is not too personal, but how much can you bench press? Worf
When was the last time you used a VCR? What did you record?
dxmnkd316@dxmnkd316.bsky.social · 3d agoI’m actually trying to remember the last thing we used a VCR for. I’m 99% sure it was when All Good Things aired? No it had to have been later. Maybe not though? It was usually just a “record afternoon cartoons” when we were in daycare.
The 1-2 hours of Simpsons from the golden era on syndication was always a discussion on the bus the next morning.
Jimmy Hunter@jhunter46.bsky.social · 3d agoI watched so many reruns of The Simpsons as a kid that even now I can quote just about every episode from the first ten or so seasons.
Every time this discourse comes up, I'll reskeet this video. If you're willing to pay the *inflation-adjusted* equivalent of the "high quality old thing," you can find something similar today! But if you're looking at nominal prices, of course it'll seem worse made.
Adam L@adam-lg.bsky.social · 8mo agoThe takeaway: you can still buy the quality you used to, you just need to pay the inflation-adjusted price of what it "used to" cost (eg, something that was $30 would now be $100, and the $100 thing will be as good as the old one). However, there are now cheaper options, which *are* lower quality.
yeah he sees himself as being in a negotiation with Iran but at war with Minnesota
Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 3d agoStill can’t over the fact that the president of the United States just told an entire state to pound sand after getting cyberattacked by a foreign adversary because they didn’t vote for him and it was treated like a Tuesday lol
this is collins giving up the store to avoid a shutdown in the middle of the tightest election in her career, and thune can't afford to lose her seat, this is the price of that
Imagine quitting your high-profile job on the most watched show on national television for this.
terryhorstman@terryhorstman.bsky.social · 4d agoMake that seven friendless bigots. Nice of Michele Tafoya to show up and thank every single one of her voters in person.
That is how you lead. You don’t call yourself a leader. You’re a leader when you go in a direction that others admire and want to follow.
Oh boy. These are quite good. I’m 99% sure someone took ramen packets and mixed them with like Chex and had a monkey touch monolith moment.
Sophie Cunningham is getting booed every time she touches the ball here in Minneapolis
Cheryl Reeve is an icon. Brilliant coach. Better person.
Cassidy Hettesheimer@cassidyhett.bsky.social · 4d agoCheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
I completely disagree with the idea there isn’t a desire for high quality goods that last longer. Some (most?) of this is projection, I acknowledge.
one policy debate we deserve but are never going to get to have is what demands to be done to make blue states and cities whole after this presidency
Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 4d agothis absolute scumbag www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/20...