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Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

nathan fielder interviewed by isaac chotiner

God creating ADHD

📣 I have procured my ticket for Wicker 📣

Shaq's Excited Dance

Alt: Gif of Shaq doing his little shoulder shimmy of excitement

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Our $2M investment in the Sea Cliffs Exhibit Renovation Project has gotten a pretty clear seal of approval.

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Me when the neighbors chihuahua starts barking at me through the fence

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

do you understand how bad you have to fuck up to be denounced by your all-boys catholic high school AND the cleveland plain dealer?

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

All standing pangolins look like Bob Cratchit asking for Christmas day off.

I know it’s shallow of me, but honestly I think I might hate his butchering of quotation marks the most out of all his evil deeds.

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 2d ago

The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.

I know theatre in NY is kind of struggling, but I have a proposal to turn it all around - revive Lysistrata Jones off-Broadway. I love that fucking show. Idc that almost no one else does.

I don’t think I have a really unhinged Hear Me Out? Like, the…verve…that I bring to my lust for Billy Joel and Alan Rickman prob makes me an outlier but I don’t think any of my choices themselves are too outré

I want a “hear me out” to make me just a tiny bit afraid to ever see your browser history that’s the good stuff like when we played “what was Tim Curry’s sexiest role” and a statistically significant voting bloc picked the sentient toxic ooze

this is the exact right energy to bring to a “hear me out” we’ve been losing the thread on this. people will post “hear me out” and it’s literally a smoking hot person we all agree on. we need to bring it back to its roots as a way of confidently announcing that something is deeply wrong with you

priscilla page@priscillapage.bsky.social · 3d ago

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

Bill Maher had lunch with Donald Trump again. It’s beyond belief that someone would so willingly sit down for a meal with such a reprehensible piece of shit. But I’m sure Trump had his reasons.

the ladies in court are admiring my pallor

These guys are being pretty cavalier with their 501(c)3 status for people who keep having to declare bankruptcy because they’re ordered to pay out so many child molestation settlements.

Jack Jenkins@jackjenkins.me · 4d ago

Via @clairegiangrave.bsky.social: Catholic bishops pray over Trump days before midterms religionnews.com/2026/10/23/c...

Virgo: You will try to bring sexy back but it won’t work. Sexy has other, darker plans.

"are you a direct descendent of elvira?" buddy do you think if i was i would be working in this hospital right now? no i would be tending to the night

why isn’t sixty degrees always the same temperature

5 episodes into Below and this show is the perfect combination of a very obvious riff on Peter Benchley's Beast married to every kind of cheese that most appeals to me in every episode walking hand in hand with some of the most "fuck it that was 3 episodes ago who cares" energy I've ever seen

Am I going to spend the rest of Obsession puzzling over how the cat, with no thumbs, managed to open a child-proof prescription bottle? Signs point to yes.

55 minutes in he has a bow!

HBO’s “Adventurous Women” lineup is all sociopaths, criminals, and Robin Tunney/her wig.

I am very good at intentional cruelty but honestly my capacity for the casual type is very low. I suspect my skill at the first makes the latter much harder for me to wave away.