got a message from a friend that a screenshot of an old twitter post of mine is still circulating around, I had no idea the staying power of kurt cobain blue screen was so powerful

I saw this meme on tiktok and I commented "What about Tang?" and someone responded "What is Tang??" So I guess I'll go turn into dust now.

Now here's a post

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 15h ago

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

Bike guillotine is fantastic

@boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 18h ago

That...is a hilarious description of Yami Yugi, thank you Dungeon Dice Monsters.

Every one of the reimaginings comes across as something a shitty webcomic artist would do in the 2000s to "fix" a popular comic book or video game character.

Eltripol@eltripol.bsky.social · 4d ago

I accidently watched the last ep of Batman Caped Crusader instead of the first and my god what a whiplash of things and also omigod what a boring / uninspired take of a character.

She's spitting. She is simply spitting

I will do a lot to make a dumb joke come to life so I knew I had to put my full-half-assed power to make Simon's dream come true to edit this. Every step I thought "the more shitty it looks, the more real it will come across"

The Venerable Weed@simonberman.bsky.social · yesterday

Some Big News from @nikolking.bsky.social and me.

Its getting smokey in Seattle and they are painting the inside walls of my buildling, so I guess my options are smokey smell or paint smell

just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs

Some Big News from @nikolking.bsky.social and me.

I think about this image every single day and how I'm also every person and object in it

sen's pisstress

george / king bore haha@kingborehaha.bsky.social · 2d ago

the stupid piece of shit bastard is about to enter my attack range.

The lowest bar you can clear in supporting trans people is not playing fucking wordle. Apparently that’s a bridge too far for the beloved shitbag nerd who wants your answer in the form of a question

LETS FLY A MODIFIED AIRLINER INTO THE FIRE AND DROP SHIT THAT WILL PUT IT OUT

it's extremely fucked to personally target a single trans person for an extremely mild critique of your behavior and then turn your "apology" into a self-indulgent brag about what a good ally you are, actually

Them@them.us · 2d ago

The ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.

artist’s impression

Jared Pechaček@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 2d ago

remembering the time I saw a guy roll up to the beach with an extremely cylindrical dog stuck vertically into his backpack like an adventurer’s map

In 1957, a laughing lumberjack appeared on the cover of "Physique Pictorial" and introduced the world to Tom of Finland.

the modern job market

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2d ago

ENTRY-LEVEL JOBS ARE VANISHING: NO-EXPERIENCE HIRING PLUNGES 73% IN JUST 4 YEARS

The outfit for this month's SIN night at Kremwerk. Brought a few friends who had a good time as always!

Dowagiac Daily News Dowagiac Michigan June 28,1924

I've started cutting down on Soda/caffeine on the regular and its pretty hard, its been MOSTLY okay but on nights when you get bad sleep you basically are even more zombie mode than usual and can't go to bed early as that will just mess you up worse.

ay caramba

The V Bros channel has been uploading old eps and its really funny to hear what is probably just studio joking around because I remember trying to figure out what song they play at 19:45 and its probably just trying to do a shitty pastiche of Day of the Lords or something youtu.be/u01wstb6cUk?...

S1E06: Eeny, Meeny, Miney... Magic | Full Episode | The Venture Bros. | adult swim

YouTube video by The Venture Bros.

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