Fly closer you big fat pussy

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 8h ago

Breaking News: A helicopter carrying President Trump is said to have come within less than a mile of a jet above Washington on Tuesday.

saw your man crawl bloody out of a mcdonald's ball pit after a bunch of 4 year olds beat his ass

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

Rene Boucher did nothing wrong

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Rand Paul loses it when Fauci's attorney tries to say something, and he eventually directs security to kick him out of the hearing room

It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.

Every software update now: We made things work slower but we did move all the buttons around.

9/11 2: the smoking gun is a mushroom cloud

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 2w ago

President Trump has formally approved a landmark agreement with Saudi Arabia that will provide the country with a civilian nuclear program and potentially open the door to uranium enrichment in the kingdom’s territory, according to U.S. officials.

Every software update now is like “we didn’t make anything better but we did move the buttons around”

This is what happens when you move the Bayeux Tapestry from France to England

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the witch and the wardrobe

Old enough to remember when Tom Homan was sold as the responsible professional compared to Greg Bovino. They are all sadists and criminals.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

Tom Homan: "It all go backs to the Dems ... there's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth and let ICE enforce the laws that they enacted."

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

Is that good

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 3w ago

Tuesday morning, U.S. forces radioed a message to ships gathered near the waterway: "The southern route of the strait remains open." Seafarers, jaded by deadly attacks on vessels in recent days, were skeptical. “F— off,” one sailor is heard responding via his ship’s radio.

Get rid of him.

Politico@politico.com · 3w ago

Hakeem Jeffries says he will oppose bid to cut off Israel aid

Dan Sullivan is currently engaged in a conspiracy to deprive Dan Sullivan (no, not that Dan Sullivan, the other Dan Sullivan) of his political rights in order to subvert an election. Arrest him.

Shoe@shoe.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's all fun and games until we gather at the Capitol

Lieberman, McCain and Graham reunited at last on a codel where at a press conference they called for immediate airstrikes on hell

Lindsay Graham was, I think, one of the most contemptible figures in US politics, a titan of respectable bipartisan foreign policy for years who displayed no principles, no insight, and no beliefs beyond a gleeful and vicarious love of violence. An indictment of every institution he served in. RIP.

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

i think it’s cool when specters haunt europe, actually

Happy July 4th 🇺🇸 🫡 🦅

happy fourth of july, kill your kings

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

Idaho: not even once

Walker Bragman@walkerbragman.bsky.social · last mo.

The anti-vax group formerly led by Robert Kennedy Jr. has been promoting the story of a woman who says vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins. She’s the lead plaintiff in the group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics. Well, now she’s been charged with suffocating the toddlers.

That is literally the point of a political campaign.

Corinne Smith@corinne-smith.bsky.social · last mo.

NBC News: "The FBI, the Alaska AG and the U.S. attorney’s office in Alaska are all investigating whether two or more people conspired to create the Sullivan challenger’s campaign with the intention to confuse voters, hurt the incumbent and boost votes for Peltola." www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

Politics in our current moment is so easily understood by this line from The Big Short: "They're not confessing. They're bragging."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."

I hate it when the deep state catches me doing cartoonish amounts of crime.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · last mo.

Vance: "If you look at the story of how the deep state took down Richard Nixon, it's not all that different from what the same group of people, the same institutions tried to do to Donald Trump."