I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
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Minneapolis. a zine can be anything and anyone can make a zine 🏳️⚧️ ♿
It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.
The gang is the-gods-must-be-crazy-posting, it must be quitting time
Currently experiencing levels of “who among us” I didn’t know were medically possible
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d agoin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 3w agoA quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
It's kind of funny to "mark places on a map" where you think Snelling Avenue is unsafe*... but you have until tomorrow to do this activity. Please take a few minutes and weigh in! * ALL OF IT www.sustainstpaul.org/news/mndot/s...
Tell MnDOT to make safety improvements on Snelling and Montreal Avenues - before August 5th — Sustain Saint Paul
By Sustain Transportation Committee Co-Leader Kevin Gallatin MnDOT is soliciting public feedback about Snelling and Montreal Avenues from Dayton Avenue to Hwy 5/West Seventh St . in St. Paul in adv...
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send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me and I will free them bitch
Guy who has only seen Koyaanisqatsi watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Koyaanisqatsi' vibes from this…
*slaps knee* welp! this serotonin isn't going to inhibit reuptake by itself!
every millennial billionaire has a guy whose whole job it is to follow them around with a giant ipad and display their desired The Office reaction gifs in real time
I Ignored Everyone Who Begged Me Not To Join Retrospective Personal Essay Cult. 18 Months On, Here's What I Wish I'd Done Differently
Everyone's talking about the Odyssey but I just finished @mariadahvana.bsky.social 's translation of Beowulf (yes I know I'm 5 years late) and I would like to make this my entire personality for at least a few days.
I Ignored Everyone Who Begged Me Not To Join Retrospective Personal Essay Cult. 18 Months On, Here's What I Wish I'd Done Differently
free idea for a bit: run into Tony Hawk at the post office and tell him he kinda looks like the hawk tuah girl
hit "uninterested" on too many articles and now my feed only shows me 2-ingredient gluten free chocolate cake recipes, "i quit my job and moved my whole family into a Nissan Cube in Spain—it was harder than I expected" thinkpieces, and boomers complaining to Miss Manners about their daughters-in-law
free idea for a bit: run into Tony Hawk at the post office and tell him he kinda looks like the hawk tuah girl
every millennial billionaire has a guy whose whole job it is to follow them around with a giant ipad and display their desired The Office reaction gifs in real time
