Gamer X

@gamer-x.bsky.social

a dense man in need of a dense meal

Everyone else is having a midlife crisis but I'm having a Half-Life crisis (going nonverbal and fucking up my coworker's lunch in the microwave)

thinkin about how the nestle sponsorships in FF7R were dumb because barret would kill anyone who worked for nestle on sight, but the mountain dew placement in peace walker is smart because big boss would 100% work for yum brands and think the boss's will meant free Dew™ in the mess hall

IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker