'So we've heard the concerns of the Jewish community about standing a convicted neo-Nazi anti-semite as a local candidate and decided to give him a national job instead...'
these two absolute clowns look like a weak Thursday evening cop drama on ITV1. She's the chippy boss who everyone mistakes for the rookie copper; he's the dim, posh sidekick and between them they never actually solve any crime.
Jump to 50 seconds in and listen to the music they use. Trust me. Your flabber will have never been so gasted.
Special bonus feature:
I am absolutely the first person ever to make this joke and there will be no discussion of this fact…
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Once again I find myself pointing to Paul Eddington for how to be remembered.
Steelworks, West Hartlepool, 1963, photo by Colin Jones (1936-2021).
I guess he's just lucky there's no record of him supporting Net Zero
So here's the thing. And another thing. And ANOTHER thing.
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I’m bored of waking up and seeing a picture of a demonstrably shit golfer say the same old bollocks next to a tied back curtain by an aeroplane toilet
It's nice to be reminded how our news media reported the outbreak of a global pandemic as "the scientists say this, but the people who aren't scientists say this, who knows where the truth lies, the debate goes on" and then millions of people dropped dead.
Brachiosaurus stag nights were a blast.
this is my new favorite diagram
I woke last night to the sound of thunder "How far off?" I sat and wondered Started humming a song from 1962 Ain't it funny how the night moves? When you just don't seem to have as much to lose Strange how the night moves With autumn closin' in youtu.be/xH7cSSKnkL4?...
Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Night Moves (Official Video)
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Lead The Way Boy, painting by Borders-based artist Mal Burton.
From Japan, #Christmas 1998: Video Games and Accessories from Toys R Us (more at @OldInCatalogues.bsky.social) (+Sega - Enterprises Dreamcast; Nintendo64 Gold Version; Game Boy Color; Sega Rally 2; Virtual Fighter 3tb; Sonic Adventure; Godzilla Generations; Pen Pen Triicelon, and more) [ENGinALT]
Gate to Hathersage, Hope Valley, by Peak District photographer Suzanne Howard (Peaklass).
I ain't smoking human beings when I get home from work.
Trump: "Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also. And we're changing, raking, cleaning, and changing all of the parks."
Last month, Diane Abbott stood up at a conference in London and described Ukraine’s defence against Russian invasion as, and I quote, “the NATO campaign against Russia”. Labour are genuinely mad to let her back in.