I'll be the first to admit it: I was the #1 skeptic of the idea that AI ("artificial intelligence") could be a generous, selfless lover to the body of a human being. But I am now having constant, toe curling, knee buckling, leg shaking "agentic" orgasms simply by "logging in" ... to the computer!
Freddie Gilbraith
@gilbraith.bonsai.li
Adjunct Provocateur Renowned Pervert National Embarrassment Indie GameDev Demo out now: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2312120
Dark meets light ⚫⚪ I’m hooked on painting chromatic aberration effects by hand. Even more fun than just hitting the filter button!
Cheese burger and a milkshake, do not tell cows how good this is
I once put a sticky note on a board that said “reliable point to point npc movement” and a lead engineer threw up his hands and said scope was spiraling out of control
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
She Jessie on my Plemmons until I Think Of Ending Things
Even ignoring everything else, it’s CRAZY that Disco Elysium invented what has now become basically the default dialogue UI for story rich games
Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something
sadly, many adults are too insecure to enjoy cocomelon, which actually contains a great deal of dark lore relevant to our current political moment
Science Fiction is when you call it Terra, Fantasy is when you call it Gaia
i think the wilson–nolan stuff was so explosive because nolan-heads are susceptible to the delusion that his stuff is much more highbrow than it really is, and bluesky heads are susceptible to the delusion that they are the number one homework do-ers, and wilson threatened both myths simultaneously
video game where theres no strict time limit but the longer you take the more suiters bang your wife is... incredibly funny...
Saw the Odyssey, was really good! I think video games could learn a thing or two: if you keep stopping to investigate every location n side quest in an open world game instead of focusing on the main quest, eventually a bunch of suitors think your dead & show up to perv on the princess or something
Paul, you just took FEAR damage. If you let it fill up your Little Death meter, that's Total Obliteration, and that's bad news, compadre. Open your Inner Eye menu now and select Litany to permit some FEAR to pass through you.
My Beautiful Young Japanese Wife 1 is going to be furious
Your Beautiful Young Japanese Wife 2
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
Constantly in awe of how dogshit MS Teams is. Fucking up in ways that software hasn’t been broken for literal decades
Seems unbelievable to me that commando would want to go without underwear. Chafing seems like a serious concern in a combat theater