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Writer. Local gingersquatch sauntering into a wood near you. Serializing my novel WHISPERS OF INK.
NEW STORY DAY “Not Like Other Girls” is now out in ebook and @reactorsff.bsky.social A creature wearing a woman’s body becomes a lonely man’s girlfriend, but the woman suit and his interest start to rot. Art: A.W. Sommers Design: Jess Kiley Editor: Ann VanderMeer reactormag.com/not-like-oth...
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A creature wearing a woman’s body becomes a lonely man’s girlfriend, but the woman suit and his interest start to rot.
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Hello again #Portfolioday my name is Jimmy Makepeace and I'm an Illustrator and Animator from Bristol, UK. if you'd like to work together get in touch at Jimmymakepeaceillustration@gmail.com or have a look at my portfolio at cara.app/jimmiemakepe...
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
it's gotta be embarrassing to be a shortstop and explain to people what you do. yeah i'm an infielder. no i'm not the guy who throws it. no i don't have my own base. huh? no no, it's totally cool with ballpark security, they told me i can stand out there. hm? no, not "sportstop." shortstop. mhm
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
my plug keeps sending ravens that say “i’m but a days ride from the castle” bro you aren’t even in my lord’s many and vast territories
this piece was a big inspiration for my new horror novel next year called EARTH FILLED WITH BLOOD (Gallery, June 2027) but replace the American gentry with Canadian car dealers and the families that own every newspaper in the province of New Brunswick.
Patrick Wyman@patrickwyman.bsky.social · 6d agoEmbrace American Gentry Thought www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it
One of the things that would really help a lot of people in a lot of ways is being taught to identify scams in schools. It wouldn't just stop fraud, which is already completely out of control, but destroy the business models of a lot of awful people.
Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social · last wk.Wrote about the Masculinity Scam, or how selling reactionary ideas about what makes a man helps a small number of bad people profit and makes everyone else (including men) miserable www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Armpit hair is cute! Grow it out and show it off, I say
Me: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm
Everytime I see anything migrate here from threads its the dumbest most reactionary gotcha garbage it might as well be from X the everything app.
Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh@pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · last wk.There are many truly exceptional female authors, but as a writer, I feel I must say, exsqueeze me! 🤣
You can't make Neuromancer today because there are no TVs tuned to a dead channel
Oh and the establishment libs who are still over there are all sucking off Laura Loomer now lmao
A lot of left people who are still on Twitter have totally lost it but they honestly have nothing on the liberals who keep hanging out there. The centrist guy who made that "firebomb a walmart" tweet just makes sponsored posts for Kalshi now
