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Writing and design. International puzzles and quizzes for print and TV. Award-winning boxes. Books and columns and cartoons and websnark up the wazoo.
Trump supporter: I’m totally against vaccines. Absolutely, 100%. Every single one of them. They’re poison. Jason Selvig: What about Polio vaccine? Trump supporter: There hasn’t been a case of Polio in how many years, since 1960? Jason Selvig: Since the vaccine… Trump supporter: Yeah
The Odyssey merch is getting out of hand
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · last mo.Sainsbury's to sell Argos for £120m
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN ALAN THIS IS MADNESS"
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
There is stupid... and then there is this.
Blue Georgia@bluegeorgia.bsky.social · 2mo agoReuters found several Trump supporters who invested in his memecoin and lost money. One put $2,000. It's now worth less than $120, in what she called a "pump and dump scheme." Another dropped $40,000. He lost almost $33k and now blames Democrats.
Technically, they’re Remains now.
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 2mo agoA fifth of Leave voters have died.
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: because you're lonely and need a hug? Cop: is that ok?
The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.
clavicular suffers massive cortisol spike after being lawmogged by misdemeanormaxxing police
Clavicular arrested for assault as wildlife officials investigate streamer for shooting gator: Report - Dexerto
Kick streamer Clavicular is reportedly under arrest after for assault, while also being investigated for shooting an alligator.
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OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.
Yes because Trump signs are hand-made on kitchen tables by passionate creative amateurs. Not like those corporate wood and leather ones.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo agoTrump on Mpls: "Do these people really want to have rapists and drug dealers and people from prisons and murderers, do they really want to have them in the community? It's really insurrectionists and agitators and they're paid ... everybody has a beautiful sign with brand new wood. Leather panels."