oh man I sure do love SI. super intelligence? what? no no no, I means Sports Illustrated you know, the swimsuit edition.

I've been researching toasters all day, and I'm about ready to pop.

J¡m Vaughn@jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 13h ago

I've been researching blenders all day, and I'm all mixed up.

ya know, replaying Hollow Knight again and maybe just out of boredom, and I like it much more the third time around. not sure why that is. it's a lot easier now that I already know every boss pattern and such, hah.

That Monologue Kinda Sucked, Charlie Brown

in the land of eyeballs, mine is still full of blood. sad.

Godot: "encrypt your pck file, it should stop script kiddies" No. It won't because this is 2026 and all you have to do is google and then download a program from git, complete with a cute little UI, and you can get the key in less than 1 min.

is anyone else running low on power gems

I've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.

so like, if we keep going in 5 years we could pay $30 for a mcdonald's hashbrown! wow look at how great we're doing

eat my ass (this is a butthole skeet)

"you're a piece of shit" people familiar with the matter said.

This Monday feels like you're stuck in a traffic jam with explosive diarrhea.

coat me with sugar and call me a donut

I don't fuck with James Hetfield because he used to say fuck bands who say "baby in a song", and he meant it quite seriously up until he was like 30 and turned into a cowboy or whatever that was. Then very recently he spoke out about the dangers of porno and how it hurts men, for a Christian movie.

"Metallica’s agenda is love, energy and heavy music, baby." I mean in the face of genocide, that kinda sounds like cowardice to me. no politics in Metallica? then what was And Justice For All? Disposable Heroes? I guess those are just for love and energy.

not early not late but a secret third thing im not coming

give me butthole or give me death

Eli "One of the interesting things" the Computer Guy

Ben: Hey, do you wanna work a tedious job, but in a game?!

hey AI helper AI: yes? do you need me to help you? yes I do AI helper, I can't reach the itch on the side of my butthole, can you get it for me? AI: umm, I'd be uh, happy to, but don't you need help with your taxes? nah that's k AI, I did those. I REALLY did you to tou-scratch my butthole now.

Late nite Bluesky is just people holding their SAT scores close to the camera so they look big.

this is still what the techbros sound like www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKXk...

GINK

YouTube video by derrickcomedy

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hey you should send your AI agent to school in your place so you can fuck off and be a bum like you wanna be. school schmool.

Meta was like, hey all our products have been ass, so what if we let users make the worst games they could possibly imagine. I mean just the dregs of the shit, the worst. but, let' charge em to do it! my god brilliant! finally AI will make money!

nearly cleared out my office closet space, but like it's kinda the unused cable graveyard. so no.

*Mr. miyagi voice* Pants on, Pants off...

Gonna start hanging around the sewage treatment plant dressed like a beach bum.

Oh thank goodness, I really prefer to keep those pesky vegans out of my skincare

it’s cool that American media lets the regime just go on the news and lie with minimal pushback