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@hapax.bsky.social
Fag poet. A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom.
nostalgia wasn't always a gateway to reaction; it was an everyday critical practice tracing better futures in the vanishing past. but today it's all gone to shit
agreeing w post via my second-favorite moment in the whole once and future king btw
One of the great joys of my adult life has been realizing that I can just pick up a new skill every so often, take a fun little class in it weekly for a year or two, and simply enjoy meeting people and getting medium proficient and not attempting to become professional in it at all!
"men never get compliments on their looks... you can make a man's year" is a post I have seen fortnightly for a decade and I'm now prepared to say: I get vastly more of that kind of compliment as a man than I did as a woman and it's because I started dressing cute. Have the men tried dressing cute
switching from studs to hoops for my neutral everyday earrings; anxiously asking various people i encounter if they think that i am 'giving chandos portrait'
as somebody who basically does agree that it's better not to make fun of people for their looks, I still have more respect for people who just go for it than for people who are like We Don't Make Fun Of People For Their Looks. That's Not What This Is. However, [Does That]. O you Laodiceans.....
I love how Europop songs are always like "I am literally incapable of not dancing. Dance has kidnapped my children, and if I stop dancing for even a moment, they will be executed. This all began when I had a very sexual affair with the god of dance. Peace and love worldwide!"
im not really good at decorating my apartment because, most of the stuff you need isn't at the gas station
you ever think about how you've listened to so much good music
going to be honest with you big man I heard fuck all when I put that shell to my ear, but for a fleeting moment the coolness of the shell against my ear soothed me
mortal grandson of lieutenant columbo who presents himself as a submissive and breedable bloodbag to solve vampire crimes
starting lots of conversations about julio cortázar and glossing him as "you know, the axlotl tf guy"; starting lots of, as it happens, quite short conversations about julio cortázar
*mad at my tf fetishist roommate* do you think you can TF into someone capable of doing the dishes this evening
bioidentical, deep state, dumbphone, face blindness, weblog. highly compelled by fursona but recognize it would be stolen valor to claim that as part of my vibe
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I find Him in singing; I find Him in prayer;
just occurred to me that some of you might not know about face agates
There probably was someone called Emily Wilson who wrote a critical review of Nolan’s Odyssey, but most of what we now think of as “Wilson’s review’ is probably the result of codifying a long tradition of anonymous Bluesky posting.
BAD John Constantine comic: Oi Zatanna me love, If we're gonna defeat Trigon we're gonna need all of our mystical energy cor blimey *starts shooting magic lasers* GOOD John Constantine comic: Chas mate, need you to open this non-cursed jar for me. The one with the skulls, yeah
lot of people have a lot of shit to say about trans guy facial hair and what i have to say is that there are also many, many cis guys committing to beards in excess of their real beard capacities and if trans guys are even more likely to do that then, god, i can't imagine why that'd be
lost track of this quote-tweet prompt but i do think the film ive seen in theatres that i consider to be the worst was hundreds of beavers. miserable experience, everyone but me is marks
i also don't really get the nolan thing bc the only one ive seen was oppenheimer which i experienced as a completely regular biopic that i basically havent thought about since exiting the theatre. this tweet isn't an own on him / his movies it's an admission that i haven't done the homework
These days, they would’ve just hit St Sebastian with a Jeep Wrangler. No erotics of pain there, let me tell you
can't find a way to shorten this one; each detail is so important
if you're built like this and want me to be your beautiful wife my DMs are open honestly