EVHaste

@haste.bsky.social

Antifascist journalism, prose, games, & shitposts. Find my nonsense at evhaste.com

New Essay: I Do Not Consent. "You do not have to just watch this happen on TV. You are allowed to change the events you see on the screen... Please, get up and help me. " (Wow Bluesky really does not like unrolling for my site, huh, I should get around to fixing that)

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I peaced out of Bsky in July of last year, after the Black artists I followed voiced issues with systemic racism, harassment, and lack of moderation support. It didn't seem like a community I wanted to lend my labor to. For those of you who stuck around; did things ever improve?

I came here looking for folks talking about the SAG-AFTRA strike, only to learn there’s another one on Bluesky protesting moderation inaction in solidarity with Black users. Fuck yes. Devs, fix your shit or I’m out.

I went viral on LinkedIn once, and it did exactly one thing: made my notifications unusable. It's spam and starvation wages all the way down, but every once in a while I get a funny one.

Screenshot of a LinkedIn DM, from a redacted human. Their tagline claims they are from "Squad Software Inc". The message reads:

"Hi Monica, this is (redacted) from Infinite Tek LLC, Hope you are doing great. This is regarding the PROGRAM MANAGER position on W2 (100% REMOTE). Let me know your interest to (redacted) with your updated resume. Looking forward to hear from you!"

The author, whose name is Elizabeth, responds within a minute with the message: "I am extremely and very obviously not Monica."

At least once a week, I re-remember that I can drink water, and am surprised that it feels great. Then I wonder why I don’t do it more often, before immediately forgetting. I wanted to call it the water cycle but that name’s already taken.

Tonight in Shadowrun: My players infiltrated a masquerade ball by stealing an invite from another recipient. The spy did some social schmoozing for information, the manic pixie snuck through the vents to melt a server, and the decker hacked the security system to obtain an AR-augmented staff mask.

ps5: you didn't shut me down right again :/ I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. would you like to refer to the ps5 manual for proper shutdown procedures? me: shut the fuck up. you are a toy. i will throw you off a bridge if i take a mind to

Patreon has one of my favorite 404 pages. It's animated and if you wait long enough the fox will slowly float off screen. And the helmet is shaped for his lil' ears! ♥

The 404 page for Patreon; it features a fox with an astronaut's helmet floating through outer space. The helmet is shaped to accommodate a foxes' ears. In the background is the moon with a Patreon flag planted on it, as a rocket ship orbits. The text reads: "Oh no! Looks like you got lost. Quick! Make your way back to the spaceship!"

As an agent of chaos, I am proud to announce my organization's commitment to developing the Bluesky Hell System. This set of tools will allow Bluesky users to instantly see which porn any user has faved, see which highly-blocked users someone follows, perform coordinated gangstalking, and more

walking mirage@wolf.observer · 3y ago

• Bluesky is a Twitter clone but without vent accounts or the ability to hide anything from public view • its foundational network is: the most powerful posters and drama hounds from Twitter we will see levels of posting derangement and mental damage never before experienced by any website user

When I die please use my blood and skin to create a tome of unfathomable power containing prophecies funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages sought after by both man and demon

Look at this exceptionally cool pride art that’s up in our local Mud Bay! They said the artists name is Briar. 
Found in Seattle, Capitol Hill.

Colorful blackboard art of a dog and two cats, each emitting hearts. The dog is waving a progress pride flag in its mouth. The text reads: Welcome to Broadway & Pike.

I don't care if you personally agree with or understand or yadda yadda whatever trans issues. I think that all decent human beings have a responsibility to stand up for trans people now.