I once got a group of volunteer choir members to help me herd a roadrunner out of the building after hours. I was a musician with zero expertise in birds or wildlife ..... but lucky for me (and the roadrunner) I had a field biologist girlfriend on speed dial!
what are some absurd work situations you can share? once i got called into a meeting i had nothing to do with because the consultant brought an engineer and no one in the room could understand him, so they asked me to translate. he was scouse. i translated from english to english.