for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
Eli Lee, Exiled Poster
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Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼
Haley Stevens drops out of the race, endorses Abdul El-Sayed, and announces she's going to voice Shinji in a new Neon Genesis Evangelion dub from Vinegar Syndrome.
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
THE CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS OURS ALL OF THEM
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12h agoEl-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
Jay Edidin@edidin.bsky.social · yesterday1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
My novel LONG ISLAND BABY is Long Island-approved! If you want a horror novel about being trans at the dawn of the Reagan era in the most Reagan era place to ever exist -- an economically collapsing and redlined-to-hell island on the ass end of New York -- you'll love LONG ISLAND BABY
Not only was she loudly right about everything and reviled for it, in 2017 O'Connor donated 30 years worth of clothes and makeup to trans girls in Ireland.
Irish Literary Times@irishlittimes.bsky.social · 2w agoRemembering Sinéad O'Connor, who died three years ago, on July 26, 2023. Photo by Andreas Larsson. #sineadoconnor
Republicans love pushing vocational-only education instead of comprehensive-education because they want a healthy supply of low-cost servants and less competition for the professional and boss jobs they want their own kids to have.
Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · yesterdayIn a college sociology class in the late 1980s I was assigned a Marxist analysis of education that argued that the US education system is designed primarily to produce efficient workers for the labor market. And now Trump’s Department of Education is just tweeting it out.
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet https://theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet-1819569981/
idk i just think it's curious that if a cis person wants to clear their name and say they're a good ally they can get articles singing their praises after they did a fuckywucky, but god forbid a trans person have one kinda shitty day and say something mildly rude
The best time to make “Republicans want to take your kids into school a bathroom, pull down their pants, and inspect their genitals” stick to the entire party of Epstein file protectors was when they said that’s essentially what they wanted to do years ago back in Ohio. The next best time is now.
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 3d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
me: haha that one part of Kabuto's theme song where the singer goes "moving fast" is so random lol my brain: (years later) it's because he moves fast me:
Man's Surprised Disbelief Reaction
Alt: Wee-Bey's Surprised Disbelief Reaction from The Wire
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The shaman of Bad Dürrenberg are the remains of a 25-35 year old woman, who was buried 8600 to 9000 year ago in Germany. Around her, were the remains of an extraordinary head-dress, made from the bones and teeth of different animals such as deer, wild boar, crane and turtle.
Hard to imagine bigger loser shit than relitigating the “lockdowns” when there were no real lockdowns you just weren’t allowed to eat inside the burger king for a few weeks.
TEXTING TIPS FOR PARENTS: "Oh FFS" is short for "Oh, for Facial Feminization's Sake"
Every once in a while, I remember the time in 1998 when Marvel accidentally printed a Wolverine comic where, due to bureaucratic cock-ups and a garbled fax, Sabretooth was referred to as a "kike" in the narration Possibly the funniest bad thing ever to happen recalledcomics.com/Wolverine131...
Less general purpose but always a good one to have in the back pocket
Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.
